Well I hope you all had a great Christmas I will update the Dark! Marty Series soon I just wanted to mark the new beginning of two new series. For those of you who don't know yet these are the: Slash Series and the Chicken Curse Series. I hope you enjoy this and please R&R :)

"Ready Marty?" sighed an old man.

"Yeah Doc, lets do this shit." Mcfly replied.

Grunts were forced out from Emmett's lips as he thrusted hard, to which Marty answered with a resounding groan.

"Ah, just there Doc. Just a little deeper and we can finally fill the load in private."

A quiet snigger was pretty much ignored in a corner as more stifles were leashed back from an imminent disaster.

Doc squeezed harder, only to receive a yelp from his best friend.

"Argh! Doc, its coming already!" exclaimed Marty, sounding very squeaky.

"Great Scott, I knew it was loose, but not by that much. My calculations have gone awry again it seems... Oh just let it come Marty!" Brown yelled.

More giggles were heard - this time much louder so that the time travelling duo almost noticed them.

"Aw Doc, its leaked all over the place. I gotta clean this mess up. This is heavy..."

Raucous laughter could be heard squealing around the room and Timella rolled out of her hiding place; pissing herself as she wheezed in crass amusement and rewound a tape recorder she was holding in one hand.

"Oh God my stitches - they goddamn kill - but this is fucking hilarious!" Howled Timella Trever, tears rolling down her cheeks happily.

Doc, with a plunger in one hand and Marty Mcfly in the other emerged from underneath the DeLorean - completely covered in oil, only to come in close range of Melanie - who was still guffawing hard at the fact she had recorded a humorous conversation. The trio finally stood up together in the lab, which was still a total mess - excluding the boxes that had been stacked by the girl in utter boredom.

"What's so funny Ella?" Mcfly prodded the giggling adolescent continously, "And why have you got MY tape recorder?"

"If you two could hear yourselves..." Melanie chuckled.

Marty stared at Emmett in confusion. The Brown exchanged the same look with the boy whom he secretly had a crush on. Marty knew that - and wanted to tell him a secret. The chicken curse. He was about to speak when Doc hastily asked another question aimed at Melanie.

"Why?"

"You'll understand pretty soon my friends..." She snickered at the males.

Well? What did ya think folks? Good or Crud? Hope you enjoy whats left of the previous Series and please leave any kind of review as long as its not spam :D