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One day Sora was walking through Travers Town when he came upon a pot roast. The pot roast was being attacked by a horde of vicious, malicious heartless.
"I love pot roast," thought Sora, "this post roast looks friendly. I think I'll save it from the heartless." So Sora engaged in a fierce battle with the heartless and defeated them utterly.
"What is your name pot roast?" Sora asked afterwards.
"Pot Roast," replied the pot roast.
"Oh, I think I'll call you P.R. for short." said Sora, "by the way, how did you get here?"
"Well, I was playing go fish with Bill the Pony and the next thing I knew I was surrounded by heartless. I think there was a breach in space- time."
"Wait a minute, how do you know what a heartless is?" asked Sora.
"I'm a pot roast, I just know things."
"Oh, can I have a bit of you?"
"No."
"Please!" (gives the pot roast puppy eyes)
"NO!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeese!" (gives even bigger puppy eyes)
"NO!"
"Just a little bit?"
"OK, fine," said the pot roast. After Sora had a piece of the pot roast they walked to the hotel. PR was singing the cliff-hanger song but with the words "Clip-movie, movie that's a clip, and that's why it's called clip-movie. Can't watch much longer. And that's why they call it clip- movie."
"What's a clip-movie?" asked Sora.
"It's to complicated for your non- pot roast mind," replied PR.
One day Sora was walking through Travers Town when he came upon a pot roast. The pot roast was being attacked by a horde of vicious, malicious heartless.
"I love pot roast," thought Sora, "this post roast looks friendly. I think I'll save it from the heartless." So Sora engaged in a fierce battle with the heartless and defeated them utterly.
"What is your name pot roast?" Sora asked afterwards.
"Pot Roast," replied the pot roast.
"Oh, I think I'll call you P.R. for short." said Sora, "by the way, how did you get here?"
"Well, I was playing go fish with Bill the Pony and the next thing I knew I was surrounded by heartless. I think there was a breach in space- time."
"Wait a minute, how do you know what a heartless is?" asked Sora.
"I'm a pot roast, I just know things."
"Oh, can I have a bit of you?"
"No."
"Please!" (gives the pot roast puppy eyes)
"NO!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeese!" (gives even bigger puppy eyes)
"NO!"
"Just a little bit?"
"OK, fine," said the pot roast. After Sora had a piece of the pot roast they walked to the hotel. PR was singing the cliff-hanger song but with the words "Clip-movie, movie that's a clip, and that's why it's called clip-movie. Can't watch much longer. And that's why they call it clip- movie."
"What's a clip-movie?" asked Sora.
"It's to complicated for your non- pot roast mind," replied PR.