"Hey Mordecai, come check this out" said Rigby as he turned on the channel to a new show that aired
"What is dude?" asked Mordecai as he sat on the couch next to Rigby
"It's this new show I've been watching called Bully Beat Up!" exclaimed Rigby
"What's that?" asked Mordecai
"Check it out" replied Rigby
Mordecai and Rigby stared at the TV as the muscular clad host with a blue Mohawk was introducing the show;
"What's up everyone it's me Johnathan "Chaos" Chandler and welcome to Bully Beat Up! Today we have Jay and William and they're gonna tell us about their bully!" Exclaimed Chaos
"I can tell this show is already gonna be cool" said Mordecai
"Yeah dude, my favorite part is when they beat up the bullies!" exclaimed Rigby
Mordecai and Rigby again turned their attention to the show.
"Oh man, that's rough guys...well here's what your scumbag bully had to say about you guys!"
A clip about their bully talking trash about the people he bullied and how he was better than everyone played, the whole arena was showered by booing and jeering.
"Oh man that guy's a real jerk!" exclaimed Rigby
"Yeah, he's totally gonna get his butt kicked" replied Mordecai
"Alright I'm sitting down with Jay and William's bully Conner, so Conner tell me what possessed you to bully them?" asked Chaos
"Well, those two are just punks, they're weak and they have no balls!" exclaimed the muscle head Conner
"Really, no balls? How do you know, you've checked them before?" teased Chaos
"Ha ha you're real funny" replied Conner sarcastically
"Yeah, all my friends tell me that" replied Chaos
"Hey dude, I'm gonna go grab a soda do you want one?" asked Mordecai
"Yeah sure man, just hurry up" replied Rigby
Mordecai hurried to grab a soda from the kitchen, and in the kitchen he saw Muscle Man and High Five Ghost
"Hey you guys wanna watch Bully Beat Up with me and Rigby?" asked Mordecai
"Yeah we're in, it's cool to see bullies get beat up by MMA fighters" replied High Five Ghost
"You know else thinks it's cool to see bullies get beat up by MMA fighters? MY MOM!" exclaimed Muscle Man as he, High Five Ghost and Mordecai all headed back to the living room.
"Dude you missed it, they just announced who the bully is gonna face" said Rigby
"Who's he fighting?" asked Mordecai
"The great Jake Alvarez!" exclaimed Rigby
"You know who else thinks Jake Alvarez is great?" sneered Muscle Man
"Lemme guess, your mom?" asked Rigby as if to say "I saw it coming"
"No, my brother is a big fan of his! Gosh, you guys think I say My Mom! To everything!" exclaimed Muscle Man
"Shh! It's starting!" exclaimed Rigby
The group turned their attention to the television;
"Round one is grappling only, no striking and he bully starts out with five grand but every time he taps to an arm bar, a choke hold or a leg lock then one thousand dollars goes to his victims and if he taps five times then he loses it all!" exclaimed Chaos
Conner and Jake Alvarez were in the ring, the ref asked if both men were ready to fight to which they both were and it was on!
"Alright Jake kick his ass!" exclaimed William
The two circled around the ring a bit until Jake grabbed Conner, tripping him up and getting him in a leg lock to which he tapped to and lost a grand.
"TAP!" exclaimed the ref
"Oh dear he just lost a grand in only ten seconds, I thought you could only do that in Vegas!" taunted Chaos
"Yeah boy! You're gonna lose!" exclaimed Jay
Conner got up but there was Jake again grappling his neck and getting him in a choke hold to which Conner tapped again to.
"TAP!" exclaimed the ref as Jake let go of the hold
"What a sweet choke hold!" exclaimed Muscle Man
"You know it!" exclaimed Rigby
Conner was stumbling and he already lost two grand but still had three grand left...scratch that because Jake had tripped him up again and this time got him into an arm bar causing Conner to tap out.
"TAP!" exclaimed the ref
"Wow he lost three grand in two minutes!" exclaimed Chaos
"Yeah toy with him!" exclaimed Jay
Jake then grabbed Conner but this time Conner grabbed Jake and tried to get him in a choke hold, but Jake tossed him and got him in another leg lock and caused Conner to tap!
"TAP!" exclaimed the ref
"Damn! Jake's not even breaking a sweat out there!" exclaimed William
"ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!" exclaimed the crowd
"YEAH ONE MORE TIME!" exclaimed Mordecai
"He's gonna tap again" added Muscle Man
Muscle Man was right, Jake quickly rushed Conner and got him in a head lock to which...you guessed it, Conner tapped out again and lost the whole five grand.
"TAP!" exclaimed the ref
"DING DING!" went the bell
"Aw man, he just rushed your ass but you better get up because you're not done yet pal!" taunted Chaos to Conner
"Round two, is kick boxing! Where the bully starts off with five grand and if he stays in the ring for five minutes without the ref stopping the fight, or the bully getting K.O.'d then he keeps it but if he gets K.O.'d or the ref stops it then he loses it all and it goes to his victims!
"Oh boy, that Conner dude is gonna get knocked out!" exclaimed Rigby
"Yeah dude, this show is the best ever!" exclaimed Mordecai
"He's not gonna survive!" added Muscle Man
"Alright you guys ready?" asked the ref as both combatants then nodded their heads in reply
"FIGHT!" exclaimed the ref
Conner was throwing strikes but Jake was able to dodge each and every one of them, and then Conner made a mistake by leaning backwards and Jake caught him with a leg kick that put Conner on the ground and the ref stopped it!
"Oh man what a wimp, he got knocked out with one kick!" exclaimed Rigby
"Wow..." replied Mordecai in disbelief
"Well an MMA fighter versus a wannabe, come on of course he's gonna get knocked out!" exclaimed Muscle Man
"Alright, well I knew this was gonna happen so Jay and William both walk home with ten grand, and Conner you...GET NOTHING!" teased Chaos
"Now is there anything you wanna say to them?" asked Chaos
"Yeah...I'm sorry guys" apologized Conner
"It's cool" replied William
"Yeah, we're cool" added Jay
"Well that was Bully Beat Up, where we take your bully and KICK THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF THEM!" exclaimed Chaos as the show ended.
"Wow, what a great episode!" exclaimed Muscle Man
"We should probably head back to work now" replied High Five Ghost
High Five Ghost and Muscle Man got off the couch and proceeded to the fountain as it was their day to clean it. Rigby on the other hand had an idea;
"Dude, I've got an idea" said Rigby
"What is it dude?" asked Mordecai
"Why don't we get Travis on that show?" asked Rigby
"Yeah...that could work, I mean I did see him pass by in a truck that he was driving and he threw a soda can at me...with the soda still in it!" exclaimed Mordecai
[FLASHBACK TO THE OTHER DAY]
Mordecai was leaving the Coffee Shop when all of a sudden Travis pulled up in a pick up truck;
"Hey Mordecai!" exclaimed Travis
Mordecai looked and saw Travis in the truck and before he could react, Travis pelted him with a soda can, hitting Mordecai in the head and briefly knocking him, down before Travis sped off.
"HAHA! BONEHEAD!" exclaimed Travis as he sped off
[BACK TO THE PRESENT]
"Dude...let's get the video camera!" exclaimed Mordecai as he and Rigby went to go get their video camera.
(A/N) Hey FF, guess what...I'm not dead! I've just been extremely busy these past few months with work and college which both suck. So here's my first fic in months! Also "Bully Beat Up" is a parody of "Bully Beatdown" and Johnathan "Chaos" Chandler is a parody of Jason "Mayhem" Miller who hosts "Bully Beatdown" and Jake Alvarez is a parody of Jake Shields and Eddie Alvarez all which I do not own. So is Travis gonna get what's coming to him? Until next time!