A few monthes ago, last year, AdoresAnime wrote a song-fic w/ the song 'If you were Gay' by Avenue Q,
MikiEwans on youtube made a video with this song,
And now I continue this chain of puppet song-fics
Enjoy HTF's the Internet is for Porn ( Bold is Lumpy, normal text is for Giggles, underline is for the others)
No flames.
Giggles smiles, holding a box of books and pencils.
"Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!" She pauses to put her box on the desk. "And I'll teach something relevant, something modern; The Internet!"
The Internet is really, really great!
(Lumpy leaps out from behind a desk)
For PORN!
(Lumpy disappears, and Giggles shakes her head in disbelief)
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!
FOR PORN!
(Giggles glances around, indignant)
There's always some new site!
For Porn!
I browse all day and night
For Porn!
It's like I'm surfin' at the speed of light
FOR PORN!
Lumpy pops up one last time, and Giggles catches him
Lumpy!
The Internet is for Porn!
Lumpy!
The Internet is for Porn!
What are you doing!?
Why you think the Net was born?
PORN,
PORN,
PORN!
Lumpy!
Oh hi, Giggles!
Lumpy, you are ruining my song!
Oh sorry Giggles, me no mean to!
Well, if you wouldn't mind being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Okey-Dokey!
Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology!
For Porn!
Which gives us untold opprotunity!
For porn! Sorry...
Become your own desktop
Mmm...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
FOR PORN!
Lumpy!
The Internet is for Porn
NO!
The Internet is for Porn
Lumpy!
Me up all night hugging me horn
to Porn,
Porn,
Porn!
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Sticks and Stones, Giggles!
No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and watch Porn on the Internet!
Ohhh...
What?
You have no idea! Ready normal people!?
Handy, Cuddles, Pop holding Cub, and Toothy appear at the window, and begin singing.
Pop:Ready!
Cuddles: Ready!
Handy: Ready!
LET ME HEAR IT!
The Internet is for Porn!
Cuddles: Sorry, Giggles!
The Internet is for Porn!
Cuddles: I masterbate!
All These guys unzip their flies for
Porn, Porn, Porn!
THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN!
Po--rn
Po--rn
Hold on a second!
What?
I happen to know for a fact that you, Toothy, check your porfolio and trade stocks online!
Toothy: That's correct
And Pop, you buy things on Amazon dot Com.
Pop: Sure
And Handy, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay!
Handy: Yes I do!
And, Cuddles, you sent me that sweet online birthday card!
Cuddles: True!
Oh, but Giggles, what you think he do...After? Hmm?
Everyone save Giggles begins laughing
Cuddles: ...Yeah
EWWWWWW!!
The Internet is for Porn!
Gross!
The Internet is for Porn!
I hate Porn!
Grab your dick and double click for Porn, Porn, Porn
I hate men!
Po-orn, po-orn, po-orn
I'm leaving! I hate the Internet!
The Internet is for, Internet is for, Internet is for Porn!
Yeah!
The five men remains standing in the classroom, wondering what to do. Cub tugs on his father's robe. "Dad, What's Porn?"
Review, don't flame,
but tell it like it is.
This was a crack-shot, one-shot.
Slap me. Really.
But review as well.