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CHAPTER 1
Wendy sat silently staring down at her test page, bitting her lip, she knew she shouldn't of taken German as an elective for some extra credit. Even though she believed very strongly it would broaden her horizons and give her another language to socialize with, but she had to admit, German was hard. Well not hard, she just couldn't focus at the moment, not when right next to her sat the biggest ass hole in history probably next to Hitler, Eric Cartman.
He wasn't doing anything in particular but his presence at that moment was enough, she kept thinking back to Tokens party. The cramped closet, the silence that enveloped them, Erics shy gentle touches that seemed to have burned holes into her skin. It was the second kiss they had both shared, but the first drunken one, she was slightly buzzed during the whole thing, but Eric was smashed.
She glanced over at the teen who had been done with his quiz for a couple of minutes now sitting with a bored expression on his face drawing on a loose piece of paper. She wondered if he remembered the heated make out session they had shared, he hasn't mentioned it and he still very much acted the same towards her. Wendy tried focusing on the wording infront of her, she really shouldn't care about the issue, she was dating Stan after all.
Sweet, kind, bubbly Stan who had given her a necklace yesterday to apologize for an argument they had the weekend of Tokens party. That's why she had participated willing in the game of seven minutes in heaven with Eric, and let him run his hand up and down her waist. Jotting down her answers she turned the test page over and closed her eyes.
She was tired, luckily for her this was her last period of the day, she was looking forward to going to the mall with Bebe to get her nails done. She glanced around the room till she noticed a folded piece of paper sitting neatly under her elbow, she wondered how the hell she didn't feel it sooner. Taking it cautiously she unfolded the paper slowly and stared at the words.
Don't trust Stan, he really isn't the guy you think he is, I should know, I spend alot of time with the guy, I'm not saying I care hell I can give a shit less but lately it's been getting under my skin, watch your back hoe.
Wendy sat confused as she looked over to Cartman who was still occupied drawing, it looked like he hasn't even moved an inch. She took hold of the pendant she wore around her neck and twiddled with it for a bit before folding the paper and tucking it into her back pocket. She took another glance at Eric his hazel eyes lifting slightly from his paper to stare at her, scowl, then go back to what ever he was doing.
000
Cartman walked towards his locker before a familiar blond came besides him, "yo big boy", Cartman glanced at Kenny before shaking his head. "I know what you want and I can't, not till I'm officially on the team", Kenny frowned, "it's just pot dude", Cartman chuckled, "I know it is, but the captain is really anal about it, trust me, I think Craig is having it worse".
Both teens turn towards said teen who looked to have lost all hope on life as he slowly made his way down the hall towards the exit. "Boy hockey sure is a bitch", Kenny stated blandly turning back towards Eric, "3 more days Kenny, then I'll smoke you out", this made the poor boy smile widely, "sup faggots", they both turn to Stan and Kyle. "Dude really if me and Carts are faggots when the hell is you guys anniversary how many years married again Cartman?", Cartman smiles, "I would say 18 years Kenny boy, we need to get more analease for the married couple", Kyle simply flipped them off.
"Oh fuck off Cartman, at least I can get some", Stan growls as he turns to his locker, "oh really? Want to bet? ", Cartman and Stan glared daggers at one another, "who the hell would sleep with you fat ass?", Cartman chuckled looking down at himself. Once Cartman had hit puberty full force he had began lifting weights and training, his mom had then started taking him to hockey as a way to settle his anger issues. It worked wonderfully, he had lost most of his weight, and was in no way considered fat anymore. He also got the pleasure of smashing into people and getting into fist fights and his only punishment would be a time out from the game.
Cartman looked around spotting his prey, "hey Red!", the boys turned towards Red who was fixing her bag, "can I see you for a sec? ", Cartman purred and the girl stumbled towards him. Cartman couldn't help but smirk as Stan glared at him, "I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you looked today, and I was wondering if I could take you to a movie tonight". Kenny couldn't help but giggle into his palm as Red turned pink.
Red was a bit of a shy girl, but in no way innocent, she had a list of boys who had taken her for a spin. Cartman knew that Red had been chasing after him for a while now, so he might as well use her just this once to get at Stan.
"How about we skip the movie and go straight to mine?", everyone around them stood with jaws hanging open. "Sound fun, is 8 fine? ", Cartman purred while twirling a piece of her hair with one of his fingers, "perfect, see you then", she winked walking to the exit. "Check mate faggot, and if you think your passing of as not being a virgin, your doing a poor job", Kenny began laughing as Kyle tried in vane to stop Stan from killing Cartman.
The two boys had drifted apart in middle school once Cartman was let on the hockey team, Cartman had started bringing in more wins for the school than Stan. Stan was star quarter back and Cartman was team leader on the hockey team, and both butted heads especially when Cartman was put more often on the school news paper front page then him. Stan was use to being the center of attention but now that Cartman wasn't as repulsive as he use to be he was dimming in comparison.
Cartman smirked down at the quarter back as Kenny pulled at his shoulder, "not worth it dude", Stan glared at the blond but turned back to his locker. "Hey Stan", Cartman glances at Wendy as she stood awkwardly besides Kenny, Cartman looks away from the raven haired beauty licking his lips. Kenny had informed him about the game they had played at Tokens party, Cartman couldn't remember a thing from that night, but he did remember almost scoring with some chick. Said chick was currently trying to get her long time boyfriends attention, it made him sick.
"So dude, we still hitting the mall today?", Cartman turned to Kenny, "right, I almost forgot your poor ass needs to buy himself some new shoes", Cartman mocked as Kenny rolled his eyes. Cartman and Kenny had become close throughout the years, mostly because Kenny got tired of hearing Stan bitch about his girlfriend and Kyle always complaining about his mom and school. Kenny and Cartman would spend most of the time smoking at Cartmans house while having marathons on the latest video games.
Both teens would still hang with Stan and Kyle, mostly because it was habit, they would all fight and bitch at one another but at the end of the day, all sit back and share a couple of beers. Lately even Kyle was begining to separate himself from Stan and confiding more in Cartman, looking past the insults and ptsd of all the shit the teen had gone through, they actually studied alot together. Kyle could have an educated discussion with the asshole teen and walk away with some knowledge and a small headache.
"Yeah dude, let's head out, I still have to meet with Red after", Cartman stated closing his locker and tossing his bag over his shoulder. "So I was thinking we can go to this new restaurant that just opened near city hall, I hear they have a kick ass salad bar", Cartman overheard Wendy speak. "Sorry I have plans this weekend, maybe Monday after school Wends", Stan answered stuffing a book into his . Cartman rolled his eyes, "going to be sucking jew dick? Just brake up with her so she dosn't have to be your third wheel asshole, then maybe she'll stop having her menstrual rages", Cartman said with a smirk.
Stan turned to the brunet with fists ready, "what I do with Wendy is none of your business asshole!", Stan was fuming Cartman shruged. "Stan, he's right, you rarely want to hang out, and when you do your always in a bad mood", Wendy said scratching her arm. "Oh come on Wendy, we just got back together, you know I'm busy with sports and study", Wendy knew that wasn't exactly true but she wasn't feeling up to arguing in public today. "What ever, I'm tripping again right? See you whenever", Wendy turned walking away as Stan simply rolled his eyes.
"Dude seriously not cool", Kenny adds shaking his head, "fuck off", Stan growls slamming his locker closed. "Come on Kyle", Stan motioned and Kyle simply shook his head in disapproval but followed after. "I'm guessing he's still playing with that one Denver high cheerleader", Kenny mumbled arms crossed over his chest. "Yep, fucking piece of shit", Cartman began walking to the exit, knowing Kenny was following.
000
Wendy sat back in the chair closing her eyes as the Chinese lady worked her feet, she didn't have time for drama with Stan. To much drama caused her hair to become dry and icky, so she was just going to have to take it a day at a time, like she's always done. "So I hear Token is planning a massive party before the first football game of the year", Bebe spoke while looking over a MAC catalog.
"Oh really? ", Wendy sarcasticly asked, Bebe giggled, "come on Wendy", Wendy smiled looking over at her blond friend. "Sorry, go on, what's this times theme?", Wendy asked as she chose what color she wanted. "They want to make it as fun as possible, so there leaning into an animal theme, we're everyone has to go as something", Wendy rolled her eyes, " a costume party?".
Bebe smilled widely, "a costume party with a bunch of very attractive athletes running around as lions and tiger's and bears", Bebe quickly covered her mouth, "oh my", Wendy began to laugh as she swatted at Bebe. "Stop that, you need to find a stable boyfriend Bebe, you can't be jumping in and out of beds, its like your the female Kenny", Wendy watched the blond act insulted then began to giggle.
"Speaking of Kenny", Bebe pointed out the glass shop window were Kenny and Cartman were sitting drinking milk shakes. "He's a bit dreamy in a thin surfer kinda way", Bebe sighed Wendy shook her head once more looking over at the boys. Cartman and Kenny seemed to be in a deep conversation, Cartman ever slightly shrugging his shoulders from time to time, or tapping his chin. He was attractive now, and that confused every female that had grown up with the fat ass, the two boys quickly looked over in one direction and Cartman squeezed his milk shake cup.
"Omg Wendy, look! ", Bebe must of noticed what the boys were staring at, Wendy felt her heart stop and crawl up to her throat, suffocating her. She watched Stan lovingly tuck a stand of red hair away from his current female company's face and lean down to kiss her. She wanted to throw up, she felt her world spin, "just brake up with her so she dosn't have to be your third wheel asshole", Wendy closed her eyes, he isn't the guy you think he is, Wendy remembered Cartmans words both wrote and spoken.
She opened her eyes just as Cartmans first collided with Stans jaw, Kenny was holding back the red head as Cartman began his full on assult on the football player. Only stopping when Stan was barely moving, and could no longer defend himself, "wow Cartman is an animal", Bebe whispered as they watched the brunet pick up the other teen and slap him one more time before walking away with Kenny.
Wendy grabbed the necklace she wore around her neck tugging it roughly till it broke off, she stared blankly at it before looking up noticing that the couple was gone. She was done, two could play at this game.