Disclaimer: Cheese is yellow, Ed's hair is yellow, sunflowers are yellow, Eds hair is yellow, I DON'T OWN FMA!

Writer: MastahChibeh

Co-Writer: The Mr. Clean Alchemist

WARNING: PURE RANDOM INSANITY AHEAD DUN LIKE DUN READ

-Sigh- For those who do not know Denny is Brosh, Maria is Ross, Roy is Mustang, Riza is Hawkeye and Jean is Havoc. THE END.

Chapter One Of Randomness

"Okay Ed, why exactly did you call us here at SIX A.M.?" Riza asked PMSishly.

Ed looked at everyone sitting at the booth at the diner, Winry, Al, Maria, Denny, Roy, Riza and Jean smirked, "I GOT OUR ACCEPTENCE LETTERS!" he shouted happily. They all glared at him.

"YOU WENT THROUGH MY MAILBOX?" they all shouted at him. Ed looked at them ,"He is my brother and you all were asking for it." he replied, waving the letters in front of them. He handed them out to their rightful owners.

They each all tore open their envelopes.

Winry was the first to be accepted. No one cared that much. They love her so much. Riza and Roy got in. Yay for them. Al and Ed got in as well as Denny and Maria. Then it was Jean's time. He didn't get in. They all just laughed at him. How nice.

Al was ecstatic. "YAY! I get to go to college with Brother!111!1!eleven!1111" He squealed. "I'd better go tell Rammstein!" Everybody sweatdropped.

"Rammstein? You mean that...German guy?" Denny asked and Al skipped into his bedroom.

"No...Rammstein is...his cat." Ed said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" A loud, high scream came from Al's room.

"AL? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Ed yelled. All came running down the hall.

"RAMMSTEIN IS GONE!" He sobbed.

"Well...that's too bad now isn't it?" Roy asked in a harsh evil tone. Al broke down in tears.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Riza shouted. Just then, Rammstein came walking by.

"RAMMSTEIN!" Al shouted happily, then, out a nowhere a large crowd of people can running down the hall and trampled the poor cat, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted. Then, Rammstein got back up and then continued his walk, "YAY!" l shouted. Then a car ran the cat over. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and while this was going on everyone was all, 'Oh no...How'd a car get in here?' Apparently, they loved Al. Rammstein got back up "YAY!" and then, a train hit him, "NOOOOOOOO!" and it pretty much just went on like that untill a plane somehow crashed and smushed the cat. Then Rammstein ran away.

Ed got a veinpop. "WHO LET THE TRAIN, THE PLANE, AND THE CAR IN HERE!" Al giggled.

"Brother, you made a rhyme."

"Shut up."

"You shut up!"

Wniry hit Al over the floofeh head. "Don't tell your brother to shut up!" Ed laughed at Al.

"DON'T LAUGH AT YOU BROTHER GETTING YELLED AT FOR TELLING YOU TO SHUT UP!" She whacked him with her wrench.

"DON'T WHACK ME WITH THE WRENCH FOR LAUGHING AT MY BROTHER GETTING YELLED AT FOR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP!" He yelled.

Roy, meanwhile, was getting an awfully devious look on his face. He elbowed Denny slightly in the ribs.

"Wedgies?" He whispered.

"Waaay ahead of you, Roy." They both snuck up behind the two yelling blondes and pulled their underwear up over their heads.

Then, out of nowhere, a middleaged fat hairy man walked in. Jean nearly jumped out of his panties (I had to...), "STINEY! SWEETHEART!" he shouted as he glomped the man, "I missed you! Where have you been?" Stiney returned the hug from his beloved, "Satan was making me work overtime as his Elvis Impersonator..again"

Jean giggled all girly like, "I bet he paid you more though!"

"No. He didn't"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! SATAN IS AN ASSHOLE!" Jean stated. Then, a hand reached up from the ground and pulled him under, "OW! HOT! HOT! OW! WELTS! THEY'RE ALL WELTY-LIKE!" was what could be heard as he was dragged into hell. Stiney tore his clothes off to reveal a super-hero-Elvis-like outfit, "DO NOT FEAR JEANIE! ELVIS WILL SAVE YOU!" then he jumped down the hell-hole to save his lover.

Ed and Al un-wedgiefied themselves and looked around, "Hey where'd Jean go?" Ed questioned.

"And why is Elvis jumping into hell?" Al asked. (best line EVER XD)

"I dunno..." Everyone else replied.

(BEYOND HERE IS NOT IMPORTANT, READ IF YOU WANT A HEADACHE)
Roy was like O.O. "I think the most imporatant question here is...is...is Havoc in love with a middle-aged, fat, hairy, ELVIS IMPERSONATOR?"

Ross looked at Winry and fainted. At the sight of...blood?

Ed was staring at Winry's ass. "Winry...I think you...got a little...um, leakage there."

"WHAT!" Winry took a kleenex and wiped the seat of her pants with it. It was red and bloody. "Ooooooooh dear..."

Roy smirked and reached his hand into Riza's back pocket. "HERE!" He said with a triumphant look upon his face. Dangleing from his hand was an (unused, thank Satan) tampon. Winry and Riza both glared at him. Winry hit him over the head with her wrench. Riza kicked him in the balls.

It turned out, Riza was also on her period (Oh dear...) so Winry and Riza had to catfight for the tampon, which involved their clothes tearing, some bitch slapping and Maria joined in as well, being as she too, had started her period. Wonderful, isn't it?

Denny, Ed, and Roy began to throw quarters at them, hoping to get them to fight over that too. The three chicks stood up and said, "Thanks!" unison and skipped off to teh land of eternal potty-ing.

At first, the three wise idiots had no idea why they were grateful of quarters. Then it hit them. THE TAMPON MACHINE (of doom?) and signed. Being as there was going to be no catfight, they thought they might as well go stake something out to eat. They all suggested something new, from Al's cats to Maria's bunnies. They decided on burgers and skipped away to...burger...land o.o

Denny and Roy snuck away from Ed and went into the Dress Barn. They were getting a lot of strange stares from the women that were inside, so they pretended to be gay.

"Oh, Denny, you are TOO cute in that outfit."

He blushed, but not because of Roy's comment. BEcause of the sheer stupidity of this whole plan.

"Roy, you flatterer." He muttered, trying his best to play along. They looked at eachother. It was already eeking them out. They just ran around the store, got a bunch of miniskirts, and paid ofor them as fast as humanly possible. They came back out with the skirts in bags, and ran to Ed. Ed wasn't at the burger place yet, though, because he's short and short people are slooooooooooooow.

By the time Ed actually reached the burger place, it was midnight, and closed, "ARGH! DAMMIT! I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN GEIKO!" he stopped and looked over at Riza, Maria and Winry, who miraculously appeered on the curb. Riza was eating an oreo like a rabid squirrel, Maria was petting a sewer rat and Winry...well...Winry was being...a human? No, not even that, she was just...Winry...ing...yeah. Ed paused and looked at the camera, "Women are hawt, but...THEY WON'T SAVE YOU ANY MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE!"

Riza, Mari and Winry stood up and stared at the camera, "DAMN STRAIGHT!" the shouted. Then they all went back to...woman...ing.

Eh heh heh...Ermn. I don't know how to explain this fic. Flame all ya want but remember if everyone flames, the FMA peoples will never go to college and thus, they will have no education whatsoever. And I feel I must explain a few things.

Stiney- Uhhhhh...how can I explain him? Well, my and Jareth (the mR. Clean Alchemist) were RPing randomly and, we made Stiney: Havocs boyfriend. XD What? Since havoc can't keep a girl, he might as well go gay. Havoc will barely show up being as, he is being tortured by satan.

Rammstein: We just wanted to kill a cat. YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIF DAT? o.o

R&R's are uber-muchly appreiciated. And yes, we are aware of the OOCness. Don't kill us for killing FMA in cruel ways. This is our entertainment XD

-MastahChibeh and The Mr. Clean Alchemist