Me and Him
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CHAPTER 1: GOOD NEWS
It was Monday, April 13th, just another ordinary school day. I had been going to my new school for about 8 months now, and I had lots of new friends. One of which would change my life forever, but I didn't know that yet.
" Finally! Recess!" I shouted as I walked to the big gym that was located just right next to the old small gym. My friends were walking next to me, and they all agreed that it had, infact been a long day so far. "Yeah, I've been ready for some freedom around this stinking school!" Jessica agreed with enthusiasm.
"Yeah, and we only get, what, like ten minutes before it's back to the paperwork and books?" Alysa complained.
"Well, besides eating lunch, pretty much." I confirmed.
Jessica sighed and pouted a bit. "too bad Leo can't come today, he's in New York. Hey jess, that reminds me!"
"Huh, what?" I asked sort of anxiously as I sat down on one of the benches in the gym next to some of my friends.
She hopped up and down on her toes, "Guess what!?"
I leaned in towards her, "What!?"
She giggled a bit, "he said yes!!"
It took me a minute to realize what she meant, but when I did, my heart nearly skipped a beat. "He did!?"
She nodded her head furiously, "Yeah! He wants to meet you tonight!"
"Tonight!?"
"Yeah! I told him all aobut you and he thinks you're great!"
I felt as giddy as a preppy little school girl. "Wait, so you told him how I'm an alien, right?"
"Of course I did!"
I put my hands up to my mouth, "Oooh! I'm so excited! What time?!"
"He said like 9:30, and you don't have to dress up, after all you can't really go anywhere fancy."
"Ha ha, yeah I know right?" I got up and hugged Jessica. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
"Anything for an almost sister!"
"That's right! We're gonna` be sisters!" Happiness brimmed inside of me.
We both jumped up and down.
"I can't wait!"
I paced back and forth in my room, worrying about the one thing I thought I wouldn't have to worry about. What to wear. I knew this wasn't formal, but still, I was going on a date with my favorite ninja turtle. So how could I not be worried?
I glanced at the clock nervously. It was 8:34, and I only had just under an hour. Quickly, I walked to my closet and skimmed through it for the 9th time in the last ten minutes. Infuriated by my own self-conciousness, I opened the door and went out to the laundry room. I was delighted to see my favorite pair of slightly bleached blue jeans and my sister's black v-neck hoodie hanging there like a miracle.
Quickly, I snatched them and walked silently back to my room. I picked out a green shirt to wear under the hoodie and slipped my jeans on. It was a good thing I had done my hair already, otherwise it would have taken me hours to straighten it.
By now, I was waiting nervously on my bed, drawing little pictures to pass time. My heart was pumping now, and I only had 15 minutes left till he got there.
I took a deep breath, "OK girl, get a hold of yourself. Everything is going to be great. He already said he thought you were great, so there's absolutely nothing to be worried about. I smiled a pathetic smile to myself. "Oh who am I kidding? I have every right to be worried, I mean really. He's a flipping ninja turtle!"
I jumped when the phone rang. I answered it with shaky hands. "H-hello?"
"Hey, it's jess! You nervous yet?"
I chuckled to myself. "Hah, are you kidding me! Just thinking about it makes my heart pump!"
"Ha ha. Well get ready , because he's on his way now."
The phone clicked off as a million butterflies fluttered around in my stomach like a tornado. I felt my face get hot as I danced around my room nervously. I took another quick glance at the clock. I read 9:29, only one minute left till the night that would change my life forever.
I swallowed nervously as I watched the clock nervously. Right when the clock turned to 9:30, I heard a tap on the window, and I nearly fainted right then and there.
CHAPTER 2: MEETING
I stood, frozen in the middle of my room, staring at the window. I immediately thought to myself as I caught myself just standing there, "What are you doing? Just go to the window and open the curtain!"
I hit myself on the head a couple times, "Stupid, stupid! Don't freak out now! He's waiting for you!"
Suddenly, I felt myself moving forward towards the window. I hesitated for a quick moment, and before I could change my mind, I pulled back the curtain.
There he stood, looking almost as nervous as me. That made me feel better, but my heart still stopped for a moment as I quit breathing.
A shy smile spread across his face as he waved a little hi. I felt my face get hot as I blushed. I never realized how handsome he would be in person, especially when he smiled.
As soon as I snapped out of la la land and all feeling returned to my limbs, I fumbled quickly to open the window. My heart was thumping as he helped me climb out.