Authors Note: *this line is a just a joke with me and my friend RandomKiwi. When the case is solved, Matt becomes an electrician.
L had gathered them all for an important meeting. He had told them only that this would be the final test to find who Kira was, and all of the Task Force was eagerly awaiting his theory.
Matsuda was sitting in the corner amusing himself with a piece of string, Aiziwa was picking his afro, and Matt (though unseen) was spying on them-bet you thought L was the only one who stalked Misa, huh?
L walked into the room slowly, deliberately, holding a plate of-was that cake? He usually had cake, but this was an entire strawberry cheesecake! And on the top it said… was that…
"HAPPY KIRA-VERRSARY!" L shouted "Today we will be celebrating one year under the rule of Kira! Now, it would be fantastic if the real Kira were present, of course, so that we could properly enjoy the festivities. Would the real Kira please step up, so that we can properly admire you? You will get an extra piece of cake."
L smirked to himself. This plan was probably one of the best he`d ever concocted. No one could resist the lure of sweet, sweet cheesecake.
The room sat in complete silence. The task force members, all except L, who was still admiring his brilliant plan, looked around confusedly. And aside from Matt, who was staring adoringly (and creepily) at Misa, while *holding a wrench in his… wait for it… right hand.
L didn`t worry about the lack of response from the room though. He stood in firm knowledge that Kira would step up soon. That cake was just looking too good to pass up. And when Kira stepped up to claim his cake, L would finally have the evidence he needed to prove, once and for all that Light was Kira. All while using his favorite weapon… sweets!
And wow was that cake looking sweet. Why was nobody claiming their cake? WHY? That poor cake, sitting on it`s plate all alone, with no one to eat it…
"Fine! I can`t stand it! I`m Kira!" L exclaimed. "Now give me my cake!"
Everyone stared, shocked, at L- including Matt, momentarily losing interest in Misa and the wrenchhe was still holding in his… wait for it… right hand, but excluding Matsuda, who was absolutely entranced with his string.
Watari shook his head slowly, as if speaking to a young child " No, you are not Kira, you are L, the world`s greatest detective." He whispered under his breath " I can`t imagine why though. Misa could have come up with a better plan than this."
"What proof do you have that I`m not Kira?" L retorted, " I am infact, quite obviously Kira. No one else has the same intellect as myself, and I am constantly bored. Perhaps I created the personality of Kira to occupy my mind, an impossible puzzle, as I ensured it would be impossible to solve. I fit every description of who we assume Kira may be. So now give me my cake!"
And L did get his cake, in a nice little prison cell among the other inmates he had thrown in jail. As you can imagine, it was an enjoyable experience for those in favor of revenge. Not so much for L.
Meanwhile, Light, the true Kira, thought things ended up quite nicely. He would never have gone for the cake anyways. Light was allergic to cheesecake.
If it had been potato chips, however, this story may have ended differently…
(Yet another) Authors Note: If you liked this, please review. If you hated this, please review. It is, quite literally clicking a button and typing for forty-eight seconds. This is all I ask, forty-eight seconds of your time. Please, review.