A/N: Hello to whoever is reading this.
Actually, forget that. Yo.
Anyways, this just kinda popped into my head so I though, what the heck, might as well upload it. I may do more depending on if I get inspiration and how well recieved it is.
Also, imagine this ASDF style. (If you haven't watched the ASDF movies, seriously, watch them)
Lloyd and Kratos:
Kratos: He never told you what happened to your mother.
Lloyd: He told me enough! He told me you killed her!
Kratos: No Lloyd.
*rips off face*
Kratos (higher pitched voice): I AM your mother.
Lloyd: *screams and runs away*
Genis and Raine:
Raine: I never told you what happened to our mother.
Genis: You told me enough. You told me you killed her.
Raine: *eye twitch* That's right, Genis.
*imagines scene of her stabbing her mum*
Raine: I...killed...her... *laughs maniacally*
Lloyd: Dafuq?
Kratos, Lloyd and Genis:
Kratos: He never told you what happened to your mother.
Lloyd: He told me enough! He told me you killed her!
Kratos: No, Lloyd.
*Genis rips off face*
Genis: I AM your mother.
Lloyd: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! *runs off screaming girlishly.*
Colette, Remiel and Kratos:
Remiel: I am not your father.
Colette: What?
Remiel: HE is! *points to Kratos*
Kratos: *blank stare*
Colette: Daddy! *skips over to him and hugs*
Both men: *Sigh*
(A/N: Not my greatest...*sigh*)
Anna and Lloyd:
Anna: He never told you what happened to your father.
Lloyd: Sure he did, I met him just a little while ago.
Anna: No, Lloyd.
*rips off face*
Anna: I AM your father!
Lloyd: WHY! WHY ME?! *runs away screaming*
Presea and Regal:
Regal: I never told you what happened to your sister.
Presea: You told me enough. You told me you killed her.
Regal: No, Presea.
*rips off face*
Regal: I AM your sister!
Presea: *faints*
Regal: Sis? *pokes* Aw shit, I think I killed her...
Remiel and Lloyd:
Lloyd: NO! NOT ME AGAIN!
*strangles authoress*
Remiel: Children these days...
Sheena and Zelos:
Zelos: I never told you what happened to you, did I?
Sheena: What are you on about? I'm me.
Zelos: No, Sheena.
*rips off face*
Zelos: I AM you!
Sheena: *stabs* *walks off*
Zelos: *body twitching* W-why...
A/N: Well, this was random. I might do some more, if I can think of more talking meme's that fit into the situations...
It was really just supposed to be Lloyd and Kratos, and I thought, what would happen if Kratos turned out to be Anna? Lloyd'd freak. And then this happened 0_0