You Have GOT to be Kidding, a Girl, Coming Here?

by Fenton Hardy Fan

This story is by Fenton Hardy Fan and Namialus. It will contain a chapter for every day leading up to Christmas, and possibly beyond. Don't be put off by the first chapter, consider taking a look at Chapter 2 before closing the story in derision. No romance, just comedy and mystery. (And maybe some dogs, a party, a pet llama, and a pile of body parts.) Cases based on original books

1. December 1st

From the Blog of John H. Watson
December 1st: A Big Problem

I have a problem. A really big problem. In fact, I'll go so far as to say I have a problem of gigantic proportions.

A relative is coming to visit. And not just any relative mind you, a 15 year old girl!

She's home educated, so I don't have to worry about putting her into a local school. Of course, this means she'll have to stay in a flat with Sherlock Holmes all day. Why can't her parents take her to Colorado with them? Why can't they tell me how long this trip of theirs will last? How come this is all being arranged at the last minute? What on earth am I supposed to do when she arrives tomorrow?!

Sherlock's out doing who-knows-what, but I'll have to tell him when he gets back.

Maybe she can stay with Mrs. H the whole time…

Comments

Mrs. Hudson: I'm afraid not. What's she like?

John Watson: I don't know really. She's Latino and lives in Florida.

Mrs. Hudson: I hope she brings enough warm clothing.

Harry Watson: What's her name? Is she going to sleep on the sofa? Wait, if she's related to you then she's also related to me! How distant is this relative of ours?

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Master Kenobi-Wan: We went to this Mexican restaurant for dinner, the nachos were really good

Darth_Namialus: . :evil:

Mindless-droid: NACHOS! UNLIMITED NACHOS!

Master Kenobi-Wan: Nam FINE. The nachs were really good.

Darth_Namialus: 2Obi *nachos FAIL!

Master Kenobi-Wan: *puts on shades*

RogerRoger: I hate rainy days.

Darth_Namialus: *Obi trips and falls down stairs*

Natalie_Crescent: GAES, I AM GOING TO ENGLAND

Darth_Namialus: mbvriopmvsvmtsdporitjvsmtomsritms When?

Maverick-Valen: That's great Natalie! When are you coming?

Natalie_Crescent: TOMORROW

Darth_Namialus:KTIVVNRUTYNFSNVFUKGHSDIUFHVMAEVHNISURTVLMRLTVKUEHRLIVUNHEIRLVMAERLIVMERAHNELIUSMELIUAEMIUAEHRVNMLAERIUVHNAERLIVU Take me with you.

Natalie_Crescent: No.

Darth_Namialus: Yes.

Natalie_Crescent: NO.

Darth_Namialus: YES

Master Kenobi-Wan: . :twisted:

Darth_Namialus: 2Obi GAH.
2Nat GAH!

Siblings: Where are you going? What sites and attractions will you see?

Natalie_Crescent: I don't really know yet, my parents have to make an emergency trip to Colorado with my brother. And they don't want me to stay by myself, and they don't know how long they'll be gone. So I'm being flown over to stay with a VERY distant relative.

Siblings: Sister: Sounds like something out of a book.

Natalie_Crescent: I have to go pack.