Introduction: Hello, my name is Heather and I'm not going to waste this time introducing myself, as you can visit my profile, but I will introduce this story. First of all I shall inform you that I will not post the first chapter until I have atleast one review. For what? Hold on, I'll tell you. For the new-comers who notice there is more than one chapter, I would really appreciate it if you reviewed my work, but it's not entirely necessary as is obvious; I already have enough reviewers to keep my fanfiction going.

Now, this fiction "Clearly you've never been to Singapore", is yet another adventure novel mixed with a bit of romance. The characters include: William Tuner, Elizabeth Swann/Turner, Jack Sparrow and his crew, Mr. Swann, and a few new faces. Oh yes, the monkey. So, please read the summary and tell me what you think. Thank you!