Hiiragi Crunch
A Fukusono short One shot Comedy
Kagami opened her eyes and looked at the clock. It was six in the morning and the sun was just starting to rise. Kagami, deciding not to wake up her friend Konata Izumi, who was sleeping over that night, went into the kitchen and opened the cabinet, looking for cereal. After grabbing a random box of cereal, Kagami poured the cereal into a bowl, adding milk and say down, ready to start her Saturday. Without warning, a large wooden ship broke through her wall and someone in a sailor captain's costume was standing at its mast. Kagami instantly picked up her cell phone and dialed 911.
"Hello, someone in a large boat just broke into my house, yes, the boat went through the wall"
said then listened to the officer's final verdict.
"Sorry miss, we'll have to deal with it later, we have another problem down at the station"
the officer said then someone in the background yelled
"I'M CUCKO FOR COCO PUFFS, COCO FOR COCO PUFFS".
"HE'S STRANGLING THE OFFICER, SHOOT HIM"
the guy on the phone yelled and then there were multiple gunshots. Kagami, sighed and put the phone down.
"CHRUNCHATIZE ME CAPTAIN"
Konata yelled and Kagami turned just in time to see Konata turn into cereal and fly into the strange kidnapper's boat.
"OK, I think I've been eating too many pocky sticks"
said, rubbing her eyes to make sure the boat was actually there. Kagami, still in a daze, walked up to her gaming system and pulled out a guitar hero guitar case. She opened it and said
"I guess I got to get that stupid Otaku back somehow".
She then pulled a shotgun out of the guitar case and said
"this should do".
She went back into the kitchen and climbed the ship. She finally got on, starting to think that maybe she should try a starvation diet to lose weight.
"This has got to be a dream"
said, looking at cartoon's run along the ship. Kagami started to get angry at the crazy dreams she was having ever since Konata came along aimed her shotgun towards the captain. She pulled the trigger and shot the captain, causing the whole entire boat to turn into cereal and the wall to replace itself. Kagami, sitting in a pile of captain crunch cereal, said
"Whatever, I'm going back to sleep".
She then went back to her room as Konata sat there, eating cereal off the floor.
Fukusono Note: Disclaimer, I do not own Coco puffs, Lucky Star, of Captain Crunch.
This story was made purely for the fact that my real lucky star story may take a while so I'm giving you something comical to look at while you wait.
(If you are waiting of coarse)