Disclaimer: I'm sure J.K. wouldn't have make this pairing, considering that Dumbledore is gay.
I know this is sick and wrong, but I challenged people to do fanfics of weird pairings (see my profile) and I felt I should make an example, as well as have a little fun.
Albus Dumbledore's Office
A light knocking is heard on the door.
"Come in!" Albus shouted. In walked Cho Chang, a beautiful 17 year old Chinese witch dressed in a muggle clothes. Daisy Duke jean shorts and a white tank top (so thin you could see her bra and belly button piercing through it.) Albus gulped. "How nice of you to stop by, Miss Chang. May I ask why you are here?"
"I wanted to talk to you. Lately boys have been making inappropriate comments towards me, about my chest. Like how it's so big, and stuff." She pushed her breasts together and swiveled slightly to give him different angles. "You don't think it's that big, do you?"
By this time, Albus's mouth was dry. He also had the beginnings of an erection. "uhhhm..."
Cho's eyes flashed, and she smirked coyly. "Would you like to feel them professor?" Albus nodded as he started to knead her breasts. "We can take this somewhere more private, if you want." Cho seductively suggested in his ear, straddling him. He picked her up bridal-style and ran to his bedroom where they made hot, passionate sex for 2 hours.
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Yum Yum! That was fun to write. I know it's incredibly short, but I COULD NOT let this drag on and become really twisted. I CAN write erotica type stuff, but I think it sucks because I always end up laughing really hard at it. I dunno why. And this would make my ribs crack if I started to make it really, really sexual.