Feminine Wiles
By
Dragondolphin1990
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ursula. She wanted to rule the ocean, but that nasty King Trident kept getting in the way. So, Ursula decided to get close to King Trident to steal his trident. Ursula floated into the Mermaid land and spoke to Trident's closest advisor.
"Sebastian!" she yelled, "How are you doing?"
"I'm fine," he said skeptically," what are you doing here?"
"I just wanted to talk to you, "she waggled her eyebrows suggestively.
And Sebastian was pulled in by her feminine wiles, and they fell in love, and Ursula got the trident, and Ursula and Sebastian ruled to oceans for all eternity. . . and there was underwear.
The End
