Per usual…I in no way own Gundam Wing, nor do own stock in General Mills, makers of Trix (which this cereal is parodied). I don't even like eating Trix.
The scene opens with Wufei watching a group of OZ soldiers eating breakfast.
OZ soldier #1 – This cereal is my favorite! It's the best!!
OZ soldier #2 – You're right! I'm glad we have it all to ourselves.
Wufei (thinking to himself) - With this disguise, I'll finally obtain the cereal that I desire!
(the sound of a door to the mess hall opening..as a tall, masked figure enters)
Tall man - Gentlemen, I assume that you have left some cereal for me this morning.
OZ soldier #2 – Lighting Count, we're sorry. We forgot about you.
OZ soldier #1 – Sir, please…have the remainder for your breakfast.
Wufei (grabbing the box) - At last, the breakfast jewel I desire is now mine! I can just taste the Orangey Orange Sandrocks, Lemony Yellow Shenlongs, Raspberry Red Heavyarms and Grapey Purple Deathscythes! (spinning around) At LAST, they are mine!
(spins into a wall and knocks his disguise off)
OZ soldiers 1 & 2 - Its Wufei!
OZ soldier #1 (snatching box away) – Silly Wufei, Gundix are for OZ soldiers!
Wufei (pulling out his sword) – None shall stop me from obtaining my goal..
(After a bloody ten minute battle, all that remains is Wufei sitting at the table, OZ soldiers scattered at his feet on the floor)
Wufei – Sweet sugary breakfast bliss, you are now mine. (taking a big spoonful and smiling slightly) Yummy.