Well, this is my first KH fanfic, please read and review!!!! Still needs to be updated…. But it takes place right after the first game…
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I only own a Cd player
Sora and Riku sat at the pier of Destiny Islands. They had just recently returned from their adventures…..chasing Pluto, seeing Namine…..
Kairi then came along with a laptop.
"Hey, what are you doing, Kairi?" asked Sora.
"I just heard that someone's making a Kingdom Hearts movie….." said Kairi. "I'm on the official website, reading the message board."
"What are they saying?" asked Sora.
"Some guy in Agrabah says Sora is a dumbass who can't get a girlfriend to save his life." said Kairi.
"WHAT??" cried Sora.
Riku laughed.
"And someone in Neverland says Riku sucks and all this other crap." said Kairi.
"Who'd say all that crap?" cried Sora.
Kairi shrugged. "I don't know." she replied.
"Well, who's playing us?" asked Riku.
"They said the cast is unknown, they're holding auditions now." replied Kairi. "From today to Friday."
Sora stood up and stared at the clear blue ocean of Destiny Islands. "Kairi, what day is it?" he asked.
"It's Monday." replied Kairi. "Why?"
"Because we need to stop production of this movie!!!" said Sora. "Think about it, guys!!! Some idiot is making a movie of us and we're not even getting a freakin' cent of the munny?"
"Sora's right!!" said Riku. "Sora, let's go to....uh, where are they located, Kairi?"
"Hollywood World." replied Kairi.
"Well, let's board the gummi ship and go!!!!" said Sora.
"Is it that goofy ship you and your weird friends named while eating gummi bears?" joked Riku and he started to laugh.
Sora whacked Riku on the head. "SHUT UP!!!" he cried.
"But....you guys are leaving me again?" quivered Kairi.
"Not for long." replied Sora. "We're just going to be gone for a week."
"Yeah, we're just going to stop production of this movie....." said Riku.
"But....don't you guys want to have a billion munny?" asked Kairi. "Because if you stop production of this movie, you're not getting any munny."
"But if we don't stop production of this movie, Kairi, we still won't get a cent of that munny." said Sora.
Kairi didn't say anything. She just continued to play on her laptop. "HEY!!!" she cried.
"What?" asked Riku.
"This lady named 'Maleficent' says Kairi is a funny looking weirdo who's madly in love with Riku???"
Sora fell over and started to laugh.
"Sora, I thought you liked Kairi!" whispered Riku.
Sora stopped laughing. "WHAT????" he cried. "That's it!! TO THE GUMMI SHIP!!"
Riku began to walk when he felt a sharp pain on his butt.
"AHHHHH!" he cried.
"What happened?" asked Kairi.
"A bee bit my butt!" whined Riku.
"Uh, isn't it stung your butt, not bit your butt?" asked Sora.
Riku didn't say anything. Kairi took his hand. "Come on, Riku, let's go to my house. My mom has a remedy for bee stings." she said.
Sora's jaw dropped open. "WAK??" he cried, saying what Donald Duck normally says. "Maleficent's right. She is madly in love with Riku...."
What happens next???? Who knows??? I got the bee sting idea because I got stung on the face by a bee just yesterday, haha.
Author's note: This is all I have for right now......