A/N: Just some things I found while I was cleaning my computer. Some of it is a little old...(Like YO MAMA! OooO!) but that's all right. I own nothing and this was made out of boredom and fun... So don't sue. Peace!





"Tick Tock, Tick Tock!"
quoth the Benoit at Backlash to poor Lillian
"Where's my Flock?"
asked Raven

"Old School!"
yelled Undertaker
"I pity da fool!"
said Mr...er..Booker T

"Twist of Fate!"
Matt Hardy yelled
"I wanna be your mate!"
his brother said to me...

"Thug life!"
said everyone's favorite Oompa Lumpa, Tazz
"I really AM the Undertakers wife!"
yelled ugly Sara as she was escorted away by security

"Money Money Money!"
sang Shane O's music
"I think I'm a Playboy bunny!"
Terri said hugging Raven

"Yeah, keyword: THINK!"
Raven yelled pushing Terri off of him...
"I won't sink!"
Big Show said to Billy Gunn as he got into the little boat

"I'm Rob Van Dam!"
pointed out the egotistical Russian...quite literally
"Woo! I'll make you tap... man!"
Angle exclaimed, doing his little dance

"Me Rhyno! Me Man-Beast! Gore!"
said Mr. Terry Gerin
"Stephanie is nothing but a whore!"
Jericho said looking fondly at Stephanie McJugs....

"Let the bodies hit the floor!"
and the fans danced in the aisles
"We are the Horsemen, Four"
Benoit and his buddies said

"I sell wrestlers in jars!"
Sarah said laughing evilly
"Let's go to a bar!"
the APA said to each other

"We used to be in The Brood!"
Edge and Christian remembered
"Dude!"
they exclaimed

"I like to drink blood."
Gangrel said forlornly
"Highlander: Endgame was SO not a dud!"
Edge yelled at Christian

"Welcome to Red Hook!"
said the sign over Tazz's house
"Let's all praise the Book!"
Heymen said about the Rock wannabe

"Test, Test, Test"
sang the music for the large (and yummy) Canadian
"The little bird is about to leave the nest!"
DDP said to Raven

"What the hell?"
Raven said looking at DDP
"Someone! Ring the bell!"
Terri yelled to the ref as DDP hit Raven with the Diamond Cutter

"Break the walls Dooooown!"
sang Jerich...Moongoos.... Whoever
"Touch my crown!"
The King commanded JR

"Where is my ho's?"
Godfather asked to no one in particular
"...In different zip codes!"
Jay-Z makes his guest appearance to finish the line

"Suck it!"
X-Pac said. And then cried when no one replied.
"Stephanie! That's a monster zit!"
E & C & Jericho reminded her.

"She's a full on sorchcake!"
Christian said to himself as Lita walked by....
"We all know those are FAKE!"
Chyna told Trish in their catfight.

"Everything is cool when you're ...RVD..."
Rob said to no one in particular
"What about Raven! What about me!"
said Raven... cuz he wanted some chill pills too....

"I AM THE SCORPION KING!"
The Rock yelled on the movie screen
"Listen Jeff, you and I were just a fling!"
Trish said to Jeff Hardy