SONG FIC WITH A HINT AT YAOI. OOCNESS I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS NEEDED FOR THIS AND I'VE NEVER WRITTEN DRUNKS BEFORE SO...YEAH...OH AND A BIT OF SWEARING.

(hi) Hiei singing

(hi) kurama singing

ENJOY

Wary green eyes glanced about the living room before creeping over to the threshold that lead to the kitchen and cautiously searched there. Jogging to the office room that Hatanaka had made use of on the other side of the living room and to the left at the farthest end of the hallway emerald eyes noted that no one was there either. Slipping up the stairs red hair flashed by as he jogged down the hallway to the right and slowly creaked open his mother's and Hatanaka's bedroom examined the place until he was happy to notice that neither owners were there. Appeased so far he walked more leisurely to the left side of the hallway, passing his room that was just a little to the right of the stair's entrance and opened up Shuichi's door.

Grinning now he walked back down the stairs all the while flexing his youki to be used as a signal and turned into the kitchen and opening the fridge to find what he and his friend so desperately needed.

And just as he expected the young fire demon strolled into the room as well and plopped down onto the counter besides the red head. "I take it the ningens are gone."

Grinning, "Of course Hiei. If they were in fact here do you really think I would have summoned you as you requested? Or that I would be looking for a little…relaxation?"

Hiei crisscrossed his legs at the ankles, black boots removed along with his katana and cloak before leaning back and smirking down at the red haired fox. "Hn, I should hope not Fox. Allies or not you would find yourself in a serious predicament if you led me in here when your ningen family were still residing."

Chuckling now Kurama peeked over at the red eyed youkai and sent a glittering look of amusement at his friend. "I understand completely Hiei. Now…," still grinning Kurama withdrew from the fridge with a bottle in his hand and closed the door before grabbing two glasses out of the cabinet and sauntering out into the living room followed closely by Hiei. "What do you think of having a sip out of this and simply forgetting about the mission we had today?"

Plopping down on the plush sofa side by side the pair crossed their feet and placed them on the table in front of them, reclining back into the brown cushions and gazing into the blank T.V. screen before focusing on the beverage.

Pouring the deep ruby colored liquid into one of the glasses Kurama muttered almost to himself, "I really don't see why Koenma has to keep forcing us into doing these stupid missions. And worst of all we just got out of dealing with the Dark Tournament." He handed Hiei the glass and started on his own, "The bastard is really starting to piss me off."



The hybrid snorted, "Please, you're just pissed off because he keeps interfering with your school work." Taking a small sip of the alcohol Hiei wrinkled his nose at the sharp taste before continuing. "Though I must agree with you. The infant is pressing his luck and to make it worse the guys we had to deal with today…"

They both thought on the killers and shuddered before taking long swigs of the drinks, trying to drown out the memories.

Earlier that morning Koenma had called the four detectives in to deal with two demons that had murdered a family of three in the human realm. The beasts were filthy to look at once they were located, their bodies were huge, easily bigger than Toguro and Bui put together, their persons' simply grotesque.

Each had rotting yellow fangs and their breath reeked of decay and blood (Kuwabara had nearly keeled over from the smell when the one with wings blew breath directly into his face). The wings on the bulkier youkai were tiny, providing no amount of flight power for the demon who possessed them, seeing as how disproportioned it was. Their skin was akin to that of vomit and what made the entire ordeal worse was that the only clothing they both wore were simple loincloths that barely did any justice.

Feeling the urge to puke out their latest meals the team quickly made mince meat out of the pair and ran off, disgusted beyond all reasons.

After forty minutes of constant drinking and contemplating the demons were beginning to feel…happy and rather light hearted. Kurama giggled and turned to Hiei noting lazily the flushed cheeks of the youkai, realizing that they both were becoming intoxicated.

Filling the glass yet again the youko downed the sake in one go and slid sideways, his head landing on Hiei's thin shoulder causing the much smaller demon to topple over onto the arm rest. "Whoopsies, maybe you shouldn't of had so much to drink Hiei. You're so small, you're going to get drunk fast."

Large eyes merely blinked at the red head reclining against him, vision a bit hazy. Damn, maybe he really shouldn't of had so much to drink…especially seeing as how this was his first time with alcohol. "…Hn…"

Pink lips pouted as Kurama propped his chin on Hiei's chest. "Aw, don't go away from me yet Hotaru (firefly)…you have to help me make the sleepless draughts…those weirdoes are going to give me more nightmares than Karasu could ever do!"

"…"

"…Hiei?..."

"…"

"Hotaru?..."



"…Hn…"

"Ugh, I've lost you!" Kurama flung himself off of his drunken friend and grabbed the bottle of sake and started walking hazardous circles around the table and flinging Hiei's feet onto the sofa. Blinking the intoxicated teen tried to figure out just what this stuff was.

"I swear my new stepfather has very strange tastes in…unknown and powerful drinks!" the youko pouted again and yipped when his thigh hit Hiei's knee. "He puts everything I've done to shame!"

Hiei watched through hazy vision as the red head suddenly turned towards him doing a bizarre ballerina spin and fixed an…incredibly convincing puppy dog look. "Hotaru…I'm sad…make me happy."

Glazed over red eyes blinked at the tear filled green orbs begging at him. Wha…what was he posed to do? Eyes rolled upwards as the smaller demon thought all the while cursing all alcohol ever invented…even if it did get rid of the memories…

Hmmm…Youkos', Youkos', what do they like again? A grin formed on Hiei's face as he stood up on wobbly legs, making his appearance all the more child like. Foxes liked dancing! Parties! And singing! Giggling he recalled a rather entertaining song he heard somewhere at some ningen place…a mall Kurama called it.

Kurama watched with curiosity before tossing the empty bottle onto the sofa and crossing his arms with a grin when Hiei cleared his throat and turned his head so he could only see the right side of his face, looking at the floor with his right shoulder up in the air, right hip jutted outward and hands outstretched on both sides.

Swaying with a beat that at the moment only Hiei could hear the fire demon began swaying his hips and looking over at the fox in a drunken haze of seduction. Suddenly in a voice that was surprisingly higher than his normal baritone Hiei began to sing.

"Roses are red and violets are blue," he moved a bit closer, throwing back his shoulders while raising his arms above his head, intertwining his fingers and swaying his hips. "Honey's sweet but not as sweet as you. Roses are red and violets are blue ad id aid id mud ad id aid id mud, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da." With a particular provocative hip jab and risen brow from Hiei Kurama quickly cut in, in a deeper voice: "Come pick my roses!"

Swaying to the upbeat tempo both were hearing in their heads they spun and twirled around each other, Kurama with a leering smirk and Hiei with half mast eyes and mysterious grins while on occasion at each twirl they bumped hips.

"Sweets from the flowers honey from the bees, I've got a feelin I'm ready to release. Roses are red and violets are blue, honey's sweet but not as sweet as you."



"It's invisible but, so touchable and I can feel it on my body, so emotional." Kurama was now curving his body around Hiei's wrapping an arm around Hiei's chest and drawing him in, dragging his other hand up and down Hiei's still upheld arms. "I'm on a ride on a ride, I'm a passenger. I'm a victim of a…" he leant down so his lips were brushing Hiei's ear, their eyes locked. "Hot love messenger."

Hiei unwound out of Kurama's arms and brought his arms down and turned his back towards the grinning fox, swaying his hips and dancing forwards to the side of the sofa until it was a barrier between the two, leaving a slightly turned on fox spirit in his wake. "Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. The only thing he said was: dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. And roses are reeeedd!" the last word was drawn out in a higher note.

The fire demon swung back around so he was facing Kurama and the demon had to hold back a growl at the sultry expression on that face as Hiei curved his hands besides his hips outlining them as smoke started to excrete off of him. He brought one hand up and lifted his left hip and beckoned with a come hither look unbeknownst to both of them that the front door was opening. "Come with me baby please fulfill my wish, show it to me truly, show me with a kiss." Winking his left eye he blew a kiss at the fox. "Roses are red and violets are blue, honey's sweet but not as sweet as you."

The youko couldn't suppress the growl that entered his voice as the drunkard's whole world focused on the hard on and the sexy, delicate, and dancing fire baby before him. "It's invisible but so touchable. And I can feel it on my body, so emotional. I'm on a ride on a ride, I'm a passenger. I'm a victim of a hot love messenger."

As Hiei started his verse Kurama drew out a few roses watching with a drooling gaze as red and golden flames sprouted around the spinning fire demon, caressing him in a dangerous and delicious manner.

"Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. The only thing he said was: dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da...and roses are reeeeddd!"

Kurama started moaning in the background, sharp, low sounds that accented Hiei's singing as the fire demon swerved on the spot he stood, threatening the surrounding furniture with the fire that was squeezing and licking his flesh, burning his shirt and pants as he ran his hands down his body, sending flirtatious winks over his shoulders.

"Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. The only thing that he said was: dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. Ad id aid id mud, ad id aid id mud, dumb di dia di da!"

Kurama pushed his youki into the plants around the room, stretching their leaves and vines to come and grasp the sofa in between the delectable creature and himself and sliding it to the slide before making the plants shrink back to normal and growing a few roses, plucking the red and black petals from the stems and making them float in the air as he approached.

"Dumb di dia di da...dumb di dia di da...dumb di dia di da…" the fire demon took a deep breath, sucking in some flames and eyeing the petals around him before continuing, still neither of 

them noticing the pair in the doorway with a video recorder. "DON'T TAKE MY ROSES AWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY!!" The petals circled around him in wide gapes as his voice grew a tad bit lower and louder; the flames spreading out around him before vanishing into thin wisps of smoke.

"Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. The only thing he said was: dumb di dia did a, dumb di dia did a, dumb di dia di da and roses are reeeddd!"

With his eyes closed Hiei in his drunken stupor didn't feel the dangerous aura in the shape of his friend approaching him from behind as he sang his heart out, swaying his hips that thin strips of black material were hanging from the same on his shoulders that were shimming.

"Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, the only thing you said was," Hiei suddenly ground his firm ass backwards into Kurama's crotch as he finally got close enough to him. Red eyes gleamed with teasing beacons as they peered over his shoulder from the bent over position. "Dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da, dumb di dia di da. My roses are red."

The pair once again started to swivel around each other, molding their bodies perfectly as hips constantly brushed against each other or into groins and behinds, Kurama's sharp moans turning into groans and growls. "Oooh, oooh, oooh yeah!"

The last verse was done by Hiei alone and their position came to a standstill with Hiei pressed up against Kurama's back his leg pressed in between the uniformed thighs rose petals of varying colors still fluttering around them. "Ad id aid id mud, ad id aid id mud."

The turned on pair were slowly coming out of their drunken state and were lost in their heated stare until loud cheering and laughter sounded from the door way at the end of the short hall they were standing in front of. Both faces turned bright red in embarrassment as they jumped away from each other Hiei flitting out of sight for a moment before coming back with the cloak now on his person.

Urameshi Yusuke wiped tears out of his eyes as he laughed, his hands held out in thumbs up a few cat calls and cheers breaking through the guffaws. Kuwabara Kazuma was next to him a huge grin set up on his face as he lowered the video camera and switched it off.

When the humans' calmed down they looked back with cleared eyes at their demon companions. "Wow," Yusuke started and looked at the idiot. "We just came over to see what you guys were doing but instead we got to witness a brilliant music video and a bit of a peep show."

Kuwabara grinned, evil intensions lighting up his blue eyes as he chortled. "Yeah, Hiei never knew you had it in ya!"

"And Kurama! Man that was great!" The fools spun around each other once and shot their pointer fingers at the other two with a wink and "Wacha!"

Faces only tinted a light shade of pink Kurama growled, "Give me the recorder Kuwabara."



Hiei stepped forward along with the fox, the infamous katana suddenly held dangerously within its masters grasp. "Give it here oaf!"

Grinning wildly the younger boys' glanced at each other before yelling, "NO FUCKING WAY YOU TWO! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The pair ran out the door and somehow managed to take the cassette out of the recorder without the demons' noticing and split up leaving the furious youkais' to chase down the psychic while Yusuke whistled throwing the tape up and catching it thinking about all of the things he could make them do under threat of publishing this to everyone they knew, along with everyone in demon world.

Hell, maybe we should just make 'em do it again! But with another song.

Smirking and shaking his head Yusuke chuckled. After making copies and downloading the video into his phone he would have to work on Little Yusuke.

Who knew that those two could be so fucking hot!!

YEAH, ONCE AGAIN DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM…I'VE HAD IT STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR OVER A WEEK NOW AND I JUST HAD TO PUT IT OUT HERE.

THE SONG IS CALLED 'ROSES ARE RED' BY AQUA SO NEITHER THING IS MINE. TEARS T.T

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