Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters, because if did, I wouldn't be writing crap ass fan fics:P, I'd be on own my private island with surrounded by my favourite characters (which are mostly guys). I only own Jaclyn, Eden, Oink, and Raja. So enjoy!
I'm a Narutard!
A naruto spin off.
"Speech"
"wolf/tiger"
"thoughts"
"Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Duuuude I think I broke my spine!" Jaclyn exclaimed painfully to her cousin Eden (who was still on the ground not moving), while standing and propping herself against a tree. They were in a forest, but unlike one they had ever seen before since the trees, were the biggest trees ever.
"EDEN!? Are you dead!?" Jaclyn shouted fearfully/excitedly with a serial killer like grin on her face, as she grabbed a stick and started poking the unconscious Eden with it.
"WHAT THE HELL" Eden shouted while painfully standing up "Why the fuck are you poking me god dammit?"
"Awh your alive" Jaclyn said sadly in a Gir voice "I wanted you to be dead"
"Wow thanks I can differently feel the love man" Eden snorted "Where are we?" she asked confusedly while looking at all the big ass trees.
"How the shit cakes should I know do I look like a map to you?!" Jaclyn scoffed while spinning in a circle glancing at all the trees.
Suddenly there was a pained bark and a yowl which sounded like a dying cat.
"Uh what the heck was that?" Eden peered around nervously "Oh my god! What if it was a mutant cannibal eating a cat?! What do we do!? What do we do?! I wanna go hooooooooome"
Eden cried mournfully running around in circles, and the promptly tripped over a log and face planted into the ground. "Why the hell is there a tree on the ground?"
"Oh I don't know" Jaclyn said sarcastically "Maybe because were in a forest and sometimes trees commit suicide and fall over, and I doubt it was a mutant cannibal, cuz I'm pretty sure they don't bark"
"Dude there mutant cannibals, which means there insane, so I'm pretty sure they could make any noise they want" Eden glared "Why did you have to die Mr. Tree?! I loveded you!"
"Well since were probably going to die anyway why don't we check it out" Jaclyn suggested lazy while starting off in the direction she heard the bark/yowl from.
"HEY! Wait for me you jerk!" Eden yelled while getting up and running after Jaclyn and almost tripping again.
After a couple minutes of walking they came across the cutest sight ever, a baby tiger and a baby wolf staring each other down, with the wolf growling and hunched low, and the tiger arched up hissing like a common house cat.
"Awh!" Jaclyn squee'd while running over and scooping up the tiger in her arms "Your such a cutie! Where's your mommy?!"
Eden ran over to the wolf and pick it up and started snuggling it happily "I always wanted a pet wolf" she cooed happily nuzzling her nose to the wolfs.
"Sooo I'm seriously hoping right now that there's not a pissed of momma tiger/ momma wolf out there gonna eat us for touching there babies" Jaclyn mumbled scratching the tigers head.
"Pfft. They'd probably eat us and there babies cuz we touched em!" Eden exclaimed still nuzzling the wolf cub she dubbed as hers, angry momma wolf or not she was not giving him back.
"I don't have a momma! Will you be my momma?" The tiger Jaclyn was holding asked purring while nuzzling her cheek. Jaclyn almost dropped the cub in surprise.
"Dude! Did you understand that?!" Jaclyn asked Eden with her mouth agape.
"Yeah sure I understood your tiger is purring its happy end of story" Eden scoffed rolling her eyes.
"No man I understood it perfectly! He said 'I don't have a momma, will you be my momma'" Jaclyn sighed in confusion "This is so crazy, but yes I will be your momma."
"Yay momma!" Jaclyn's newly adopted baby purred and licked her face "Can I have a name?"
"Uh sure... I dubbed thee Raja!" Jaclyn grinned patting the cub on the head.
Meanwhile Eden discovered that she could talk to her self proclaimed baby.
"Stupid cat, always trying to show me up! If he wasn't in the human's arms, I would rip his stupid furry throat out, bitch I will cut you! With my little wolf claws" The wolf Eden was holding growled all gangster like.
"What the hell?!" Eden shouted resisting her urge to punt the little wolf "You can talk to?! Awesome! I name you Oink!"
"Hell yes I can talk! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME A PANSY ASS NAME, LIKE OINK? You're lucky I like you or else I'd bite off your face" The newly appointed Oink glared at the beaming Eden.
"YOU LIKE ME?!" Eden squealed happily "No ones ever told me that before! You're the bestest wolf ever"
"Pfft. Obviously!" Oink sighed rolling his eyes.
"Brat" Eden mumbled glaring at Oink "Hey Jaclyn I can apparently can understand wolves now"
"Well whoop-dee-doo for you man, its good to know that were not insane…er, anyway talking animals deffently would rate high on the I'm-a-crazy-bitka list" Jaclyn sighed running her hand threw her hair, watching Raja bound around happily.
"We should probably start walking in a random direction and try to find like a town or something so we can find out where we are" Eden smartly suggested.
"Who are you and what have you done with Eden!?" Jaclyn shouted with a shocked look on her face "That was the smartest thing you've said…ever!"
"Hah than…HEY!" Eden yelled "I hope you die!"
"Lies!" Jaclyn said with a grin "We should go this way" she said lazily while starting to walk in the way she decided was the right way, not bothering to see if Eden was following, but making sure that Raja was following her.
"I seriously hate you right now" Eden said with a groan as she put down Oink and they ran after Jaclyn side by side.
Jaclyn and Eden wandered along for about an hour with Oink and Raja loyally following them, when all of the sudden Eden jumped infront of Jaclyn and started talking to her while walking backwards.
"WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG, WHY CAN'T WE JUST TURN AROUND AND BAM! A TOWN OR SOMETHING WOULD BE THERE!" Eden shouted not noticing Jaclyn's smirk, then spun on her heel and BAM! Crashed into a really big wooden gate.
"That was smooth!" Jaclyn scoffed while starting to crack up, when sudden they heard a voice shout out "HALT, STATE YOUR PURPOSE IN KONOHAGAKURE OR DIE"
"AGH DON'T SHOOT!" Jaclyn and Eden yelled at the same time while diving to the grown and curling up in a ball, mean while Oink and Raja stood protectively in front of there curled up humans.
"Did you just say K-konohagakure? Also known as Konoha?" Jaclyn stuttered with wide eyes.
"How is it possible?! Konoha is in Naruto and Naruto sure as hell isn't real! Whats going on?!" Jaclyn and Eden thought frantically while looking at each other.
To Be Continued: