Disclaimer: Lou Bega is great. I love his song. I don't own it. JK is great. I love her book and charaters. I don't own that either.



Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Harry 5

One, two, three, four, five

Everybody's in the commons, so come on

Let's ride to Hagrid's hut around the corner

The boys say they want some butter beer

But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week

I really party hard with those Hogwarts treats

I like chocolate frogs, acid pops, Bertie botts, clitahs

And as I continue you know

They are getting sweetah

Why am I doomed? I really hate you my lord (voldemort)

To me duelin', it's just like sport, anything live

It's all good let me kill it

It's all in the wrist

Chorus:

A little bit of Harry in my life

A little bit Hermione by my side

A little bit of Ronald's all I need

A little bit of Dumbledore's what I see

A little bit of Draco in the sun

Prankin' with the twins all night long

A little bit of Rita, what a b*tch

A little bit of you makes me your witch

Up in the chamber, up high from the ground

There's a chess match goin 'round

Put your bet on the ground

Move one sspace left

And one space right

One to the front and one to the side

Check 'em once once

Checkmate twice

And if it looks like this

Then you are doing it right

Chorus:

A little bit of Harry in my life

A little bit Hermione by my side

A little bit of Ronald's all I need

A little bit of Dumbledore's what I see

A little bit of Draco in the sun

Prankin' with the twins all night long

A little bit of Rita, what a b*tch

A little bit of you makes me your witch

I do all

To fall in love with a boy like you

You can't run and you can't hide

'Cause I'll apparatate right by your side

Chorus:

A little bit of Harry in my life

A little bit Hermione by my side

A little bit of Ronald's all I need

A little bit of Dumbledore's what I see

A little bit of Draco in the sun

Prankin' with the twins all night long

A little bit of Rita, what a b*tch

A little bit of you makes me your witch