Yes, I have gone insane. I was watching this movie when I was running earlier, and it just...popped.
Disclaimer: I don't own, nor do I really want to own, High School Musical.
A rather flustered teacher looked down at the group of kindergarteners struggling to sit still on the floor in front of her. She wasn't very old herself, only twenty-four and just out of college, but they had stuck her here in Eastern Elementary School with the small children. Small children who had just woken up from their daily naps. Who scared her.
Especially that little girl in the front who was sitting eerily still with a calculating glint in her eye.
Adrina Sorino sighed. She really should have brought this up before naptime.
"Okay kids. Uh. As you know, we, uh. We have a play coming up, where you guys are the stars, and um. And uh. We need to have someone play the fairy queen and someone play the fairy king. Now it's a big, uh, a big responsibility to uh, to play the fairy queen and king, and I need a veerrrry—" she winced at the drawn out word. "A verrrr—" She stopped again. "A very special girl and a very special boy to be the fairy queen and king," she said in a rush. "Now is there anyone who wants to be these very special people?"
She knew the hand would go up before she even finished her sentence.
"Oh, Mrs. Sorino! Oh, oh, oooohhhhh!"
"Miss," she hissed under her breath. "It's Miss!" She plastered a smile on her face. "Yes, Sharpay?"
"I can do it! I can do it! And my brother Ryan can play the king too!" The very small, very blonde, very loud, very excited Sharpay Evans squealed, pointing to the very small, very blonde, very quiet boy next to her. He was wearing an oddly lopsided grin. "He's my twin and he can dance like Elvis!"
"What I wouldn't give not to see that. Hrm. I mean, that's great, Sharpay! Uh. Does anyone else want to volunteer to be the, um, the fairy queen and the fairy king?" As she had expected, there were no other hands. They had all been cowed by the over enthusiasm of the Evans twins. Er. The over enthusiasm of Sharpay Evans.
"Uh, okay then," she said, fake perkiness lacing her voice. "I guess that's settled. The king and queen of the play will be, uh, Ryan and Sharpay Evans." Sharpay cleared her throat. "Uh, Sharpay and Ryan Evans." Right.
The smile that spread over Sharpay's face was not unlike that of an evil genius who has just discovered the key to taking over the world.
Right before the obligatory hero foiled him, that is.
Adrina was thankful that she only had the Evans twins in kindergarten.
There. It's out of my system.
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