won beautiful duay tavros was waling in the grss and sighingvbecaus he did n0ot hav a love asnd ijy was almost the velntines day! he was sad becaus he wanted someone to hug n kidss but nobodylike him becuas he was a crioplle (lamo the joke is crpples are losersz because they cnant walk at alll! lol)
saddenly vriskas caME UP TO HIM AN WAS LIKE "LOLOLOL TAVROOOOOOOOOOOOOS" yuo dont have a valtnietunes datew to tehe dance i am hyaving at my moms house for grades 7= 9 tonight because you're sa cirplle" tagrp0s crated. "uH GO AWAY UH VRISKA UH I UH HAVE A UH DATE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,UH JUST YOU UH WAIT AND UH SES" vriska snorteid because shes a nitch and walked aways...
oh uh no though tavrus i dont have uh a uh date waht will i do suddenly there was famzee and he said hey motherfucker whawt is motherkucing up motherfucker you look motherfucking sxy today motherfuk :o) and tavros sey wow gamzee uh do you uh have a uh date fir uh the valtneines dance tonight and gamzee sed no fotherfucker i motherfucker do motherfucker not have motherfucker a motherfucker date motherducker and tavros say o he well greate to you ? so dont ask! RHR QA nURHOE NORW JUAR NOQwant jto be my date eand he got some confidence thaht is why he did ntot say ih that time okl. SO TAVROS WENT WIUTG GAMZEE TO RHETER DANCE AN AVEYONE WAS SURPRISE BECAUS TAVROS HAD A SDATE EVEN THO HE WAS CRIPPLE!
afterwurd gamzee tyuk tavros to his mom's minivbans and sed 'well mothercuker do you want to make out motherufcker and tavros said" uh yes i do want to maask out i thost tyou would nevrr ask. and gamzee said ok an dey satart makin out ans tvaors can SEE gtamzee;s massive ERACTION AN HE SAY ;WOW DUD IS THAT A DILDO IN YUOR POCKET OR Aare you just happy to see me and gamzee said :oiwant to bnag you so mothercjkng haurjd. ok sayid tavros but uh i ahm not going to let you top because i am tired of BEIGN HTE UKE and gamwe said okmg i have never uked pls be hentle iht me.
so tehn they got nake in gamzees mom miniban and tavros took his WEENIE and out itn on gamzee buts an tdey wer in the lovings BUT TEHNM;...
kaurkt open the door and say "WOW FUCK WHAT FUCK ARE FUCK YOU UCK GOIJNG FUCKASSES" and tavrois blush and say "i am tge pleasijng gamzee" and karkt blush AND SAYS "F-F-FUCKASSES" and he creys wehn he close the door bexause...he was in luv wijth gamzee :(
so idtha moral of the storiy sijst taht wen u ar in love not everyubone cna b hapy :o(
the twist isa rev4elaed...
GHAMZEE WAS TGHE ONE NARRATING THE OSTORY ALL THE TIME HONK HONK HONK HONK HONO HOKNO HOMO hte ehdn ?