The Divination Teacher from Pasadena

A/N: He he he!!!!!! I learned a new song! (Not gonna filk it, though. ^_~) Here is the chorus! *snickers*

Yes, they're coming to take me away, HA HA,
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA,
Where the basket weavers sit and smile,
And twiddle their toes and thumbs,
And I'll be glad to see them,
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-Haa!

You like? He he he!!!!!!!!

BTW, while I'm rambling in the author's note, I'll write up an acrostic...

D-ead is my brain
R-ight now so I can't think of
A-nything to put in this
C-razy little acrostic
O-f mine.

M-isunderstood
A-nd feminine,
L-ike the world
F-amous bishounen, Ash Ketchum.
O-h Lord, I'm weird beyond my
Y-ears...

LOL

Okay, okay, enough author's note...*ahem*

***END AUTHOR'S NOTE***

***CAUTION: DO NOT ENTER CRIME SCENE***CAUTION: DO NOT ENTER CRIME SCENE***

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Professor McGonagall are standing around on the beach, wearing jeans with torn knees and T-shirts featuring Eiffel 65, Metallica, Savage Garden, and Sister Hazel. Parvati and Lavender stand behind them, sharing a microphone. They are wearing sequined green dresses and heavy purple lipstick *ugh*.

Note: Parvati and Lavender are the backup singers =).

All:
She's the Divination teacher from Pasadena,

Harry:
The Divination teacher from Pasadena,

Parvati/Lavender:
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go

Ron:
Her robes have roses and white gardinias,

Parvati/Lavender:
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go

McGonagall:
Though for a fortune-teller she's sufficiently odd,

Hermione:
I still believe that she is nothing but a fraud,

Harry:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the Divination teacher from Pasadena,

Ron:
Her glasses are too big

Hermione:
She's a tub of lard

Harry:
She doesn't seem to realize scaring me is hard

All:
She's the Divination teacher from Pasadena,

McGonagall:
If you see her in the hall don't say anything to her

Parvati/Lavender:
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go

McGonagall:
They're all still alive, all the students who knew her

Parvati/Lavender:
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go

Ron:
Well she'll be found out now sooner or later

Harry:
'Cos half the students at Hogwarts really hate her

Hermione:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the Divination teacher from Pasadena

Harry/Ron:
Her glasses are too big,
She's a tub of lard,

McGonagall:
She doesn't seem to realize scaring Potter is hard

All:
She's the Divination teacher from Pasadena

Parvati/Lavender:
~music~
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go
~music~
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go

Hermione:
Her predictions go in circles around and around

Harry:
I don't care what she says, she can't put me down

Ron:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the Divination teacher from Pasadena,

Hermione:
Her glasses are too big,

Harry:
She's a tub of lard,

Ron:
She doesn't seem to realize scaring Harry is hard

All:
The Divination teacher from Pasadena

Parvati/Lavender:
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go
Go Trelawney Go Trelawney Go Go Go
(Repeat third time, and fade)

A/N II: Wasn't that lovely? I personally like Trelawney, she's better than Rita Skeeter...=P