Im sorry, I had too. LOL I just couldn't not you know!? This needed to be done.
Also, so to my Heavenly sword readers, Im so sorry but i just got really busy! The holidays and finals and omfg its all a huge nightmare. Ive been keeping a loaded shotgun under my pillow in case the stress is just to much you know? So to all my readers, I am so sorry. Please wait till after finals, preferably in february and I'll update.
"Hey Sora?" Said brunette paused, turkey sandwich half way in his mouth. He took a big bite and hummed to Kairi, giving her his full attention. "Have you ever seen 'Bad Girls Club'?" "No," he said curiously as he swallowed.
"Oh God, don't even Kairi…" Selphie murmured.
Sora then regarded Kairi warily. He cast his gaze to Riku who shrugged. "What is it?" She smirked. "Well, its this show I like. It just entertains me. I think you'll like it."
"I don't know Kai," Sora toke a chunk of his sandwich, chewed and swallowed before Riku took the sandwich himself and began eating.
"I know I'm gay and everything but I'm not into frilly girly show's you know?" "Trust me, Its not frilly."
That night, Riku settled his arm around Sora's waist and pulled him close as he turned on the large flat screen. He passed it to Sora and the two went through On Demand and found the show Kairi had told them to try.
"She said any episode right?" "Yeah," Riku replied.
They chose a random episode and clicked play. It had started out innocently enough, clearly there was a lot of tension but innocently enough.
But quickly it had turned insidious as the girls baited each other and finally, some girl finally cracked, launched herself at another girl and began wailing on her.
"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING SLUT!? IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL THERES NOTHING LEFT IN YOUR BRAIN BUT YOU'RE OWN FILTHY-"
The other girls were screaming for it to stop, for it to keep going, cheering and security guards were grabbing and there was screeching.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU DOUCHE BAG- DONT YOU DARE EVE- OHHH YOU LET ME GO RIGHT NOW QUEEF BREATH! RIGHT NOW! IM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS AN-"
Riku clicked the television off. He looked at Sora who stared horrified at the black screen. "They're monsters. The whole lot of 'em." Riku smiled in amusement at Sora before he chuckled.
"Women will always be monsters." Suddenly Sora squeaked as Riku lifted him up into his arms and began to trek the stairs into their shared bedroom.
"But you know," Riku breathed, licking Sora's earlobe. "The real monsters are the ones that are right under your nose."
Sora chuckled as he was carried down the hall. "Yeah. But you know who are the real MONSTERS in the world?" "Who?" "Fangirls."