Wonder Bones
This is admittedly a strange parody, but the original song is also weird. Based on "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, a hilarious band. It may be necessary for you to listen to the song while reading this to get the full effect.
High above the mucky muck, starship in the clouds,
There sits Wonder Bones, sitting oh so proudly.
Got lots to say when he's high above the mucky muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonder Bones, are you a captain or a doctor?
Wonder Bones, won't you save my life if I'm in a red shirt, man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Vulcan Man,
Archrival and nemesis of Wonder Bones,
With powers comparable to Wonder Bones!
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the powers of psyche?
That do anything for ya? That's a mind meld, Bones.
How 'bout the power to stun a man from 2 feet away—
With bare hands? That's a Vulcan nerve pinch, Kirk.
How 'bout the power to argue?
History of Wonder Bones and Young Vulcan Man
[riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo]
A space quest in the cold, a star trek to go bold
And blasting forth in Enterprise, be free!
Wonder Bones, are you a captain or a doctor?
Wonder Bones, won't you save my life if I'm in a red shirt, now?
Well, Wonder Bones and Young Vulcan Man joined forces.
They joined a man the likes of whom have never been seen!
And they called themselves the Tenacious Three!
That's right! Me! And Jimmy!
[Spock:] And me.
We're the Tenacious Three!
Come fly with me, fly!
Wonder Bones, are you a captain or a doctor?
Wonder Bones, won't you save my life if I'm in a red shirt, now?
Take my hand! Young Vulcan Man, and we'll fly!
Pull out your phaser
There's the Klingon!
Set it on stun!
And push the button!
You take the logic
And I'll emote.
There, the captain!
Let's argue right in front of him!