Disclaimer: I don't own D-N-Angel. Yukiru Sugisaki is the lucky person who does...yep.
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Chapter 1
A night like any other one would think. Daisuke waited eagerly for his friends to arrive on poker night. Every Friday night, Daisuke's friends would gather in the basement to gamble (usually resulting in Krad's victory).
Wiz flew around the room nervously. He didn't like Krad, and Krad didn't like him. Much to his dismay, Krad was always the first to arrive. Wiz assumed his position of safety behind Daisuke.
"Hi." Daisuke greeted Krad in his usually happy tone; hoping Dark would come soon to break the uncomfortable silence.
Dark, as always, made a loud entrance, "HELLO, FRIENDS!"
"What'd you steal this time?" Krad asked. Every time Dark came in like that, he'd stolen something.
Dark pulled a large sum of money out of his pocket. "Eh, the banks never gonna miss it." He took his seat by the window across from Krad."Where's Hiwatari? Isn't he usually here by now?"
"Yeah, wonder what held him up…"
"Hello dearest friends of mine who I love so much!" Satoshi came stumbling down the stairs, "How are you all today?"
"Fine, how about you?"
"Oh, why, that's very kind of you to ask, Daisuke. I'm doing quite well." Satoshi gave Daisuke a big hug.
"Ineedair…"
"Hey, what's with you?" Dark asked as he shuffled the deck of cards.
"I… feel… "He paused, "pretty… oh so pretty… I feel pretty and witty and gay." Satoshi danced around the room with the unwilling Daisuke, who was still gasping for air, singing the horror that is 'I Feel Pretty'
Dark jumped up and covered Satoshi's mouth to quiet him and stop the terrible dancing. 'Gay is right', he thought to himself. He turned to Krad. "What did you do?"
Krad grinned "Not much…I only gave him a beer…"
Everyone stared at Krad and, in unison, yelled, "WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
"I was bored! I could've given him some drugs…. Heh, funny story really. I gave him some painkillers and he-"
"YOU GAVE HIM PAINKILLERS?" everyone but Dark yelled.
"Is that why he chased me around the museum like a chicken with its head cut off?"
Krad nodded,"Yep..." seeing the looks on all their faces (except Dark's...he was amused), he added, "Just deal the cards..."
When Satoshi got all of his cards, he picked them up and started panicking. "They…they're all the same…. The cards are all the same!" He ran around the room shouting over and over, "They're all the same!"
Krad pulled the collar of Satoshi's shirt so he fell back in his chair. "You have the cards backwards, Genius."
"Oh… thanks."
'All aces and he's too drunk to notice he'll win….' Dark thought.
"Hey, I made cookies if you want any." Emiko called from the kitchen.
"Coookeeeeeez…."
Dark and Satoshi fought over the stairs. Krad walked right past them and came back downstairs with the plate. He threw a cookie into a corner of the room. The two stopped fighting, stared at the cookie, gave each other a quick glance, and then raced for it.
"You have a very cruel sense of humor, Krad." Daisuke told him.
Krad kept watching the fight." You can't honestly say it isn't at all amusing."
Daisuke shrugged.
Dark was victorious in the fight for the cookie. Krad, disappointed that it took so little time, threw another cookie.
"I bet you all of… Dark's money that Satoshi wins."
"Add in ten things he's stolen from me and I'll bet the thief wins. If I lose, I'll give you Satoshi's money and ten pieces of art."
Wiz nudged Daisuke's arm. "Kyuu?"
"You want to bet something too?"
"Kyuu!"
"Alright, if my mom wins, you get all the cookies."
Krad raised an eyebrow, "You're betting my cookies?"
"What are the chances of Wiz winning? Very slim, right? You have nothing to worry about"
Emiko came downstairs with a new batch of cookies and was attacked by Dark and Satoshi. Daisuke and Krad watched as Emiko all but beat the two to a bloody pulp.
"KYUU!" Wiz took the cookies from Krad.
"Little vermin…" Krad growled," I'll get you for that."
"Hey!" Satoshi whined, "Why does Wiz get all the cookies?"
"He won the bet." Krad answered.
Dark took a cookie and threw it at Krad. Wiz, upset that a cookie was stolen, bit Dark's finger.
"OWWWWW!" Wiz ran and Dark chased him, tripping on everything in his path. "GET BACK HERE YOU FREAKY LITTLE RABBIT THING! WIIIIIIIIIZ, I'M GONNA HURT YOU!"
"Such pain that little vermin brings the thief. Maybe he's not such a nasty vermin after all…."
"That's…uhh…nice, Krad." Daisuke moved a few inches away from him.
They all heard a loud crashing sound. Only Krad knew what it was, Daisuke was trying to take care of Satoshi.
"Wow, I bet that one hurt…."They heard Krad comment.
Dark got up. "This is all your fault!"
"Who? Me?" Krad asked.
Dark didn't reply. He picked up Krad's rocket launcher and aimed at the blonde.
"Hey, that's mine! You can't just- "He was cut off by a rocket flying straight towards him.
"DARK!"
"Yes, Daisuke?" Dark smiled. Krad had been buried in the rubble from the wall that blew up.
"My mom's gonna kill you."
Dark handed the rocket launcher to Satoshi. "I must be going now, lots to steal…." He ran out of the basement.
Krad got up soon after and chased him, leaving Daisuke and Wiz with Satoshi.
Satoshi came back to his senses an hour later and went home to get some rest, thus ending a poker night with Daisuke and friends.