It was a normal day on Remnant. Currently in Beacon Academy, in Team JNPR's dorm, there were 2 people: Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos. Lie Ren and Nora Valkyrie were off somewhere, probably to have sex or something.
Pyrrha was going to buy like 500 dust rounds for her spear-rifle-sword-shield when she suddenly realized something.
"Curses!" the champion cried. "It appears that my purse has gone."
Jaune volunteered to help her. "Mayhaps, I can help you."
"Alright," Pyrrha said.
Jaune then searched every nook and cranny of the dorm. The purse was nowhere to be found. On the verge of giving up, the blonde suddenly put two and two together.
"Perhaps, Miss Nikos," Jaune began, "It is up your fucking arse."
Pyrrha had the most neutral expression in her life. She blinked, and then undressed. She then looked up her fucking arse. To her joy, the purse was lodged in there.
The redhead was, understandably, happy.
"By jove! How did you know?" She demanded.
"The relic of knowledge was just lying around conveniently," Jaune said with a shrug.
With her newfound objectthatholdsmoney, the champion put on her clothes, said bye to Jaune and went off to buy some dust rounds. This is when 30 demons suddenly spawned and pointed their asses at Pyrrha, covering her in shit.
The redhead was, understandably, angry. She raged so hard that the demons were fucking killed. The rage turned her into a being of pure power.
With this energy, Pyrrha summoned a huge-ass fucking futa cock, opened a portal to Earth by pointing her dick at the air and jumped into the portal.
It turns out that the portal led to the Central African Republic. There were black guys with huge fucking cocks who raped Pyrrha until she got bored of the violating and destroyed the dudes.
She then obliterated all of Earth with her absolutely huge cock, went back to Remnant, bought dust rounds and then anally eradicated everybody in Beacon.
The End