phoenix wright ace notebook turnabout death
one day phoenix was in his mansion
"i so happy i get mansion money"
then someone knock on door
"hi fucker u didnt pay ur rent" sayed landlord
"oh shit ok i pay tomorrow dat when i gent pay" sayed phoenix
"lol u have 1 hr to pay but u dont have mony right now XD this my mansion soon fucker" sayed the landlord
phoenix cryed and hoped that a murder hapen so he defen n get monuy
he turn on radio and broadcast on tv
BREAKING NEWS MURDER
"hi" said radio man
tHEN RADIO MAN HAVE HERT ATTACK
"fuckin shit yes he ded" and phoenix go to detention center
DERE WAS LIGHT YAGAMI
"hi" said "light yagami" said phoenix
what are u doing here
"some asshole said that i gave news man heart attack but i didnt lol
"wow what an ass" then yagami took phoenix artorney badge
ok i defend u sayed phoenix
COURT
cout now in session
juge: prosecuter redy?
"RAAAAAWR OF COUESE IM REDY U FUCKIN IDOT" sayed ryuck
"dont swear u fucking shithead" sayed juge
"im redy" said nick
"ok thats good" said judge and ryuck called witness
"hi i detective" said l gumshoe
l gumshoe wtf thats a stupid name said phoenix
it crossover so we think of combine bitch said l gumshoe
oh ok said nick
"this my testimoney"
l gumshoe testimoney
"i fond his fingertips on knife"
"and there blood on knife so victim fiht back"
OBJECT! phoenix
"BUT HE DIE OF HERT ATTACK" said phoenix
"oh fuck relly" said l gumshoe
"uh oh" said ryuck
"this only men one ting" sayed phoenix
MY CLIENT FRAME
but how frame ryuck sayed he so scare he sweet blood
that easy sayed phoenix he smirk badass
"u stab my client then news man saw and dieded of hert attack from scary" sayed phoenix
"i see then hes obiously guilt" sayed juge
OBJECT! ryuck
"ok i give testimoney"
why i cant arest me im inocent
"lol no fingerprints on knife"
"i stab yagmi but he thoght new man did it so he write name on notebook"
"den news man die!"
OBJECT! nicker
HOW THE FUCK DID U NO HE WAS A NOTEBOOK SHOUTED NICK
because he in high schol he shod have one ryuck countered claimed
BUT THIS NO ORDINARE NOTEBOOK SAYED PHOENIX DIS DEATH NOTE U STOLE IT DEN USE IT TO KIL VICTIM DEN PUT BACK HOME TO FRAME YAGMI
but no prits lol shouted ryuck
"fuk fought nick"
"but den he cam up with awaome ide
UR HONOUR LOOK FOR FINGERTIPS ON BOOK AND RYUCK
"ok" sayed juge
"... YOU NO HAVE FINGERTIPS" shouted judge at ryuck
"fuck" said ryuck
AND NOW MACK SENSE U NO FINGERPRTONYS AND THIS NOTE DONT HAVE U PRINTS U KNEW WHAT IT IS SO U DId
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK UR MOTHER BITCHING ASSFACE" shouted ryuck and he cryed on the witness stand 99999 times then decapipate himself
"i try to frame lite for murder becus i gived him my eyeball and want more life out of him" sayed ryuck
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT MURDERE ILLEGAL" shouted juge
"oops sry" sayed yuck
"it ok"
"light yagmi is not guilty" sayed juge
lobby
"yo thank nick for getting that troll ryuck" sayed yagmi
"yw"
"do u want to eat japanese food with me" sayed yagmi
"what but ace attorney in america" sayed nick
"but no lol its in japan that how u find me" sayed yagmi
"WHAT" sayed naruhodu "U FUCKER"
back home
"hahah bitch u dont have ur rent so i evict u know" sayed landlord
"GUESS WHAT BITCH I GOT IT" sayed phone and he gave landlord all his money
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL BE BAK AND KILL I WITH MY BEAR HANDS DEGN DETH NICK" then landlord run back piss off at him
DE END!