Pikario And Chuigi: Dream Assholes

by lrvj2571

When a Blimp lands in the Shroomish Kingdom Peach, Pikario, And Chuigi participate in a sleep study with Dr. Ihaveabadpunnameenvolveingsleep. And then a weird nightmare Dracula Rip-off comes into the mix and fucks everything up shit goes down. What will Pikario And Chuigi do? Most likely fuck everything up until its worst.

A/N: Yes I'm trying again to make a fanfiction… this time with the humor/parody genre. So I've learned that I'm not good at drama, adventure, etc so try something that lets me be random as Chuigi's mind.

Pikario and Chuigi: Dream Assholes

Somewhere in the Shroomish Kingdom a huge ass gay looking blimp got extremely close to the Kingdom's ditzy as hell princess' castle. On the blimp a Stoutland walked out to the blimp port that Peach (the princess) put in just for shits, giggles, and Pikario's Special Blend of "Legal" Alcohol. The Stoutland sat down with its rear facing the blimp port and shitted out a letter that if they would have READ they would have seen:

Dear, [INSERT NAME HERE]

A aipom with a hat has chosen you to come to…

THEVVERYBADSLEEPPUNWHICHTHEPUNSUCKSBADSOTHEAUTHORM ADETHENNAMEREALLLYLONGWITHASIDEOFFRIES ISLAND!

You shall have [1 Month] at the place in question to participate in a sleep study
SO HAVE FUN I GUESS

Dr. Ihaveabadpunnameenvolveingsleep

AND SO THEY WENT WITHOUT QUESTON

Somewhere in the middle of fucking no where they are. Traveling in a blimp heading toward parts unknown while Chuigi reads a porn transcript. Then the Stoutland that got them on the blimp in the first place, pulled a screen out of his ass. "Pikario did you notice the author hasn't let us talk yet-

-WE INTERUPT THIS FANFICTION WITH THIS SPEICAL ANNOUCEMENT-

Lrvj2571 Corporation is not responsible for allowing them to talk it's just that writer's block sucks.

Good day

-WE RETURN YOU TO YOUR PROGRAM-

-blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and that's where children come from and why you are here." Dr. Ihaveabapunnameenvolveingsleep then just fell asleep nearly cutting off his here. Then some giant ass Count Dracula came out of fan fucking nowhere. And Pikario did what he has do to do.

KICK THIS ASSHOLE'S ASSHOLE

BATTAL TIEM TIEM TO PEWN UR A$S

"Finally Some action" Pikario Said

Then Out of boredom the author decided it would be awesome to put it in Pokemon Battle Style.

Wild Count Dracula Rip-off Appeared

Go Pikario!

Pikario JUMP ON HIS HEAD

SUPAH EFFECTIVE

Count Dracula Rip-off Used Supersonic

Everyone Face palmed

Pikario Decided this battle is taking too long and used Great Balls Of fire

Out of nowhere Mario appeared and yelled "KING MARIO OF CRAMALOT

Count Dracula Rip-off Fled

Pikario Gained 99999999999999999999999999999999+ EXP

"WAHHHH I JUST WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL" The Rip-off Bawled "SO ILL KILL YOU INSTEAD". It pulled out a huge ass needle and blew a giant hole in the blimp's Balloon and it fell. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Pikario Yelled "WHAT DID I DO!". The blimp crashed in a blimp on the Verybadsleeppunwhichthepunsucksbadsotheauthormadet hennamerealllylongwithasideoffries Island Port of Blimping. And everybody died in fire, OR DID THEY. Ironically Chuigi woke up and found that the entire crash was a fucking dream. And then Chuigi Fainted. Like he does. "Fuck My Life" Chuigi muttered before fainted.

(TO BE CONTINUED FOR REAL CAUSE ALL MY OTHER SHIT IS ON HIATUS)

A/N: Will Chuigi wake up, Will Peach actually say something, will Pikario get some sex time with Peach? Find out next time on Pikario And Chuigi: Dream Assholes!