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Pippin's Big Day

One beautiful day in the shire, pippin said to himself,

"I'm hungry. What has the world come to?!"

Merry then came strolling along down the road. At seeing pippin in his state of distress, he stopped and asked him,

" What's the matter pip?"

" I'm hungry that's what the matter. For the first time, I don't know what to eat!"

"What?! No! Don't worry pip, I'll feed you!"

They both promptly ran to Merry's hobbit hole and ran to the kitchen. Merry sat pippin down on a chair in the kitchen and told him to stay put. He then prepared two, triple-decker sandwiches, and two ales and ran back to pippin. He sat in another chair and they began to eat.

Eight sandwiches, four ales, six apples, and two pies later, they were finally full.

"Thank you merry, you saved my stomach."

" No problem pip. What are friends for?"

With that, they relaxed and began to smoke. But then,

"Pippin! I've got no weed!"

"Don't worry merry! I'll save you!"

The End.

*~*~*~*~* I hope that you guys thought that was funny, or stupid but funny, either one works. Lol. HI JORDAN!!!!!!!!! P.S. Orlando bloom is HOT!!