A/N: This was on my computer and just wanted to post this. Read, if you like (or don't) then just review anyway…
Most people would think that Bruce and Diana's date would include wining and dining at a fancy restaurant and dancing. That's partly true. Tonight, they chose to just stay in for a date. They sat at in the Wayne Manor, hours before patrol, eating popcorn and waiting for the best part of the history of television to come on. Commercials.
On the television was a baby (and friends) promoting a company known as E-Trade.
"I never understood how they did that."
"Did what, Diana?"
"Get the baby to seem like he is talking! It's so amazing!"
"It's a simple trick actually." The next commercial came on, featuring lizards dancing.
"Well…that amused me…and bored me."
"Agreed." A few seconds into the next commercial Diana asked a question.
"Bruce, what is this commercial about again?"
"Honestly, I do not know." She took another glance at the commercial.
"That reminds me, Bruce. You promised me you'll take me on an all expense paid shopping spree. Even hold my bags while I shop."
"Like hell I knew you were going to beat me in poker!" A smirk graced her face, remembering when she beat undefeatable Batman in a game that was up his alley.
"A promise is a promise, Bruce." She mockingly scolded.
"Yeah, I know." He grumbled. After a moment of silence she spoke again.
"Really! What is this commercial about?!" Bruce sighed.
"I guess what would Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates do if you ever saw them together in public."
"Speaking of two unusual pairs …why does Charlie Sheen keep harassing Michael Jordan?"
"But look on the bright side. At least Michael Jordan has his number."
"…I assume you were trying to make a joke, right?"
"Failed?"
"Let's just put it like this, some people were made to tell jokes, others need to stick to being a detective."
"You're one to talk!"
"I grew into a sense of humor!"
"And I have a sense of humor…just a little different from others."
"That's right, Bruce. You just keep telling yourself that."
"Hn…you hear about the woman who is getting married? They are the perfect match. They do everything together, plan the wedding, run a business, eat, drink, sleep."
"Bruce, what are you talking about? There are millions of women who are getting married."
"Yes but this couple is special."
"Bruce, I don't understand…"
"They are the same person!" Her face reigned in realization then quickly filled with laughter.
"She's marrying herself!" Diana choked.
"After turning thirty and looking back on her bad relationships she decided she was going to get married one way or another." He smirked. "That was a while ago. Now she is filing for divorce, something about irreconcilable differences." Diana laughed until the point she gasped for air. Bruce smirked widen. "Told you I'm funny."
"I never…you…" She said in between gasped. Finally, she just rolled off the couch, still laughing. That was the night Batman discovered he had a superpower after all. He could make people laugh until they were left gasping for air and peeing in their pants. And he didn't even require laughing gas, unlike a certain foe of his. He wondered how his new superpower would affect the Joker if he used it against him…
A/N: I just needed something to write after a hard day and I came up with this. Hope you like it.