You think your Life sucks? HA.
By: Drackie
remember! I am "Derek(my name duh O_o..) and the rest of the ppl are my friends!...info on it -_-:
**READ THIS STUFF FIRST!..IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE STORY!***
Derek: that's me..it's about my life, so obviously....I'm in the shits -_-...
Dayana: Officially obsessed with only her life...things don't go to well when she is around O_o...
Baci: She is obsessed with sex...she is a whore..and she can't pronounce n's. m's, b's, and v's....-_-
Lee: A hyper little freak who is...hyper O_o..
Kate: Lee's best friend...who was once a very smart brunette who decided to dye her hair blonde..and somehow she hasn't been the same ever since -_-...
Ilyssa: A girl who just pops up in different places and is just...weird O_o...we have no clue who she is or where she came from...all we know is her name....which she seems to constantly say..for some..weird..reason o.o..
PB: A friend of Baci..but yet is the total opposite...he usually is the resolver and calm one of the group...and who acts like a..thing O_o...a..retarded mechanical thing...(Does anyone have the manufactors number? -_-)
Durse: our friend...the prosititute -_-..
Jerry: Durse's Husband..one of her many -_-..
Crystal: She is always on the internet making banners for some really weird reason...
Bob and Bob: Dayana's and Derek's moms...who are some how twins...but Derek and Dayana aren't related o_O;;...
Lili and Venus: sisters who just are....lesbian-ish...with..eachother o_O;..
Fat Lady: she's just plain...fat O_o..
Bia: Derek's Bird...who is..a bitch -__-..
Pikachu: Dayana's bird..who is..also like Dayana O_o...
DDtheDOG: Derek's dog...who...sleeps O_o...and can somehow fly due to an experiment the bobs were doing -____-;;...my god -_-...
Others: Just people who..appear O_o..!
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Begin:
Derek: *walks down the street while listening to his CD player* LALALALALALALA O_O!!!!!
Dayana: *runs up to Derek* HI!!!! How are you!?!? Sup wi---*runs off to Eric*
Derek: *falls*...my god -_-.. *walks on*
Baci: *pops up* I EDJOY SEX :D!!!
Dayana: *pops up* neato :D!
*noises*
Derek: *runs*
Lee with Kate on her back: *catches up with Derek*
Lee: SUP MAH BROTHA?!
Derek: Nothin much mah sista -_-....X.X
Kate: SUP MAH LUFFER ^.^!?!?!
Derek: I know your up...yup...up and very high -___-...
Kate: Like...who are you Derek?
Lee: I like tonsils o.o..
Ilyssa: *appaers* baci o.o...ILYSSA ILYSSA!
Baci: yes?..
*noises*
Derek: everyday...everyday -_-...
Derek: *walks along listening to the Orange Road theme song* so tired -_-...must go home...
Durse: *pole dances down a telephone pole* heeeey there babyyyyyyy you goin home to your beeedrooooom.
Derek: hello Durse -_-...yes I a--I mean NO O_O *runs again*
Durse: s'what I thought...heh heh.. *slides back up pole*
Jerry: *appears* damnit I missed her!
Baci: hello Jerry..
Jerry: O_O..
*noises*
Derek: *arrives at his house* THANK YOU
Bob and Bob: Hey there son! Wait he's my son! No! He's my son!
Dayana: one of them dragged me here ~_~..Hey Derek! Yester---*runs off to visit Crystal*
Crystal: Hi Dayana! *works on banners* how are you? *opens her 50th laptop which is hanging from her neck* *banners*
Dayana: I enjoooooy thi---*runs to visit bob and bob but then decides to visit Derek*
Derek: *walking into his room*
Dayana: *stops Derek* wanna g--*runs to visit Baci*
Ilyssa: *pops up* ILYSSA! *dissolves*
Derek: *runs into the bathroom and locks the door*
*Lili and Venus jump out of the toilet*
Lili: HI!! :D!!!! It's me!! YOU'RE HOT!!
Derek: thanx ~_~...I guess -_-..
Lili: NOT YOU!! *grabs Venus' ass*
Venus: HI DEREK! WHY THANK YOU LILI! *grabs lili's teeth*
Lili: I sank oo eenus!!!!!
Venus: can't..resist...*pulls lili into the sink*
*noises*
Ilyssa: *pops up* ILYSSA! *gone*
Derek: How does she do that o.o...?
Dayana: I'm Back :D!!!!!!!!!*visits Durse*
Durse: I'm here!
Dayana: me too! *visits herself*
Ilyssa: Ilyssa!! Ilyssa too!
PB: Yes, it is true...I am here.
Lili and Venus: *all wet and sticky* we're here!
Crystal: *works on banners* BANNNEER O_O..I mean..me too o.o..
Baci: be too!
Derek: O_o...*tries to open door*...yup -_-...it's jammed..we're stuck ~_~...
Jerry: Me too yeh heya!?
Bob and Bob: us too! no me! no me! no me! no me!
Derek: -_-..
PB: I think you should resolve your pitete fight and resolve your petite fight and resolve your petite fight and....*goes on*
Lili: Is he broken o.o???...*licks Venus*
Venus: That tickles like a lulu caca doodoo ^_^!! *eats...bread :D!*
Dayana: That's different o.o...*visits the toilet*
Lee hanging on Kate's leg: We are here now :D!!!!!
Kate: This is a bathroom :D....What time is it o.o?
Derek: umm...5:20 o.o....
Kate: SAME TO YOU BUD ;_;!!!!
Derek: O_o...uuuh yeah o.o...
Lee: She is a little sensitive ^_^..*rips of Kate's skin* see ^_^!!
Kate: Leave my Teddy bear alone ;_;!!!
Lee: Chicken wings :D!!
Kate: Thursday ^_^!!
Ilyssa: ILYSSA!! :D!!!
Dayana: You so funn--*visits lee*
Dayana: *grabs into pocket and pulls out Pikachu* hi there :D! *drop* *visits baci*
Pikachu: *pukes up bia*
Bia: SQUUUUAK O_O...*poop*
Derek: Where the fuck did you come from Bia O_O?!
Bia: *humps the shower curtain*
Derek: STOP IT O_O;;...
Pikachu: *flies on Bob and Bob's shoulders back and forth* SQUAA---*visits PB*
PB: Do you know you are on me now bird?
Pikachu: *pecks PB* SQUAA--*visits Kate*
PB: *asks Derek* Did that bird know he was pecking me pecking me pecking me *goes on*
Derek: *kicks PB* shutup you fucked up machine O_o...
Kate: I feel liiiiiike...whats happening o.o?? Derek is my luffer ^.^!!..Who is Derek o.o?
Derek: -_-..
Dayana: III LIIIIIIIIIKEE----*visits sink*
Lili and Venus: The sink is ours! *grab grab*
Dayana: Oh okay! *visits mirror* HIII THER--*visits the towels*
Baci: *sleeps on Derek's foot*
Derek: get off ~_~...*kick*
Baci: *flying away...and lands in the bathtub*
Durse: MINE! *runs into the bathtub*
*noises*
DdtheDOG: *flies through the window* RUFF O_O..*falls*...*sleeps*
Dayana: cute doggie :D! *visits nick*
Derek: The good news is that we can actually all fit in this bathroom -_-...
*fat lady pops up and takes up the rest of the room*
Derek: scratch that last comment of mine -_-;...
PB: This is the cacas...I will not panic...will not pa---OH MY FUCKING GOD HELP ME ME ME ME ME...
Derek: *kick* SHUTUP O_O...can't...breath...fowl...smell...of...fatlady.... x.x...
FatLady: *deep voice* HOOOIII THEEERRREE EVERYONE!!!
Kate: Hi there Skinnylady :D.. ^_^..my how black you are :D!
FatLady: HMMM?! I'm white!
Kate: tomorrow o.o..
Fatlady: I feeeeel squished
PB: Join the club the club the club the club *goes on*
Derek: *KICK* SHUT THE FUCK UP! O_O..
FatLady: *scoots around* MUUUCH BEETTTERR!!!
Crystal: Oh MY GOD! YOU SMASHED ALL 352,789,456,897 BANNER MAKING COMPUTERS!!! *has a heartattack*
DEveryone except Dayana who is staring at the wall: OH NO! CRYSTAL!
*Baci: to solve this...
*everyone but Derek has sex*
*NOISES NOISES NOISES*
Derek: OH MY GOD?!?!?!?! SHIT O_O!....
*NOIESES*
Kate: How do you...Hey Pikachu! What's that long thing?
Pikachu: Squak ^_^--*does himself*
Bia: O_O! *does pikachu*
DDtheDOG: *flies while sleeping and bumps into the wall* *wakes up* ruff -__- *falls* *sleeps*
Derek: my god -______-;;...the life I live...-_-........
Ilyssa: ILYSSA O_O!
---Wanna know how we all get outta there? We don't -_-...We all become window washers -_-...mirrors in this case ~_~...---
By: Drackie
remember! I am "Derek(my name duh O_o..) and the rest of the ppl are my friends!...info on it -_-:
**READ THIS STUFF FIRST!..IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE STORY!***
Derek: that's me..it's about my life, so obviously....I'm in the shits -_-...
Dayana: Officially obsessed with only her life...things don't go to well when she is around O_o...
Baci: She is obsessed with sex...she is a whore..and she can't pronounce n's. m's, b's, and v's....-_-
Lee: A hyper little freak who is...hyper O_o..
Kate: Lee's best friend...who was once a very smart brunette who decided to dye her hair blonde..and somehow she hasn't been the same ever since -_-...
Ilyssa: A girl who just pops up in different places and is just...weird O_o...we have no clue who she is or where she came from...all we know is her name....which she seems to constantly say..for some..weird..reason o.o..
PB: A friend of Baci..but yet is the total opposite...he usually is the resolver and calm one of the group...and who acts like a..thing O_o...a..retarded mechanical thing...(Does anyone have the manufactors number? -_-)
Durse: our friend...the prosititute -_-..
Jerry: Durse's Husband..one of her many -_-..
Crystal: She is always on the internet making banners for some really weird reason...
Bob and Bob: Dayana's and Derek's moms...who are some how twins...but Derek and Dayana aren't related o_O;;...
Lili and Venus: sisters who just are....lesbian-ish...with..eachother o_O;..
Fat Lady: she's just plain...fat O_o..
Bia: Derek's Bird...who is..a bitch -__-..
Pikachu: Dayana's bird..who is..also like Dayana O_o...
DDtheDOG: Derek's dog...who...sleeps O_o...and can somehow fly due to an experiment the bobs were doing -____-;;...my god -_-...
Others: Just people who..appear O_o..!
_________________________________________________
Begin:
Derek: *walks down the street while listening to his CD player* LALALALALALALA O_O!!!!!
Dayana: *runs up to Derek* HI!!!! How are you!?!? Sup wi---*runs off to Eric*
Derek: *falls*...my god -_-.. *walks on*
Baci: *pops up* I EDJOY SEX :D!!!
Dayana: *pops up* neato :D!
*noises*
Derek: *runs*
Lee with Kate on her back: *catches up with Derek*
Lee: SUP MAH BROTHA?!
Derek: Nothin much mah sista -_-....X.X
Kate: SUP MAH LUFFER ^.^!?!?!
Derek: I know your up...yup...up and very high -___-...
Kate: Like...who are you Derek?
Lee: I like tonsils o.o..
Ilyssa: *appaers* baci o.o...ILYSSA ILYSSA!
Baci: yes?..
*noises*
Derek: everyday...everyday -_-...
Derek: *walks along listening to the Orange Road theme song* so tired -_-...must go home...
Durse: *pole dances down a telephone pole* heeeey there babyyyyyyy you goin home to your beeedrooooom.
Derek: hello Durse -_-...yes I a--I mean NO O_O *runs again*
Durse: s'what I thought...heh heh.. *slides back up pole*
Jerry: *appears* damnit I missed her!
Baci: hello Jerry..
Jerry: O_O..
*noises*
Derek: *arrives at his house* THANK YOU
Bob and Bob: Hey there son! Wait he's my son! No! He's my son!
Dayana: one of them dragged me here ~_~..Hey Derek! Yester---*runs off to visit Crystal*
Crystal: Hi Dayana! *works on banners* how are you? *opens her 50th laptop which is hanging from her neck* *banners*
Dayana: I enjoooooy thi---*runs to visit bob and bob but then decides to visit Derek*
Derek: *walking into his room*
Dayana: *stops Derek* wanna g--*runs to visit Baci*
Ilyssa: *pops up* ILYSSA! *dissolves*
Derek: *runs into the bathroom and locks the door*
*Lili and Venus jump out of the toilet*
Lili: HI!! :D!!!! It's me!! YOU'RE HOT!!
Derek: thanx ~_~...I guess -_-..
Lili: NOT YOU!! *grabs Venus' ass*
Venus: HI DEREK! WHY THANK YOU LILI! *grabs lili's teeth*
Lili: I sank oo eenus!!!!!
Venus: can't..resist...*pulls lili into the sink*
*noises*
Ilyssa: *pops up* ILYSSA! *gone*
Derek: How does she do that o.o...?
Dayana: I'm Back :D!!!!!!!!!*visits Durse*
Durse: I'm here!
Dayana: me too! *visits herself*
Ilyssa: Ilyssa!! Ilyssa too!
PB: Yes, it is true...I am here.
Lili and Venus: *all wet and sticky* we're here!
Crystal: *works on banners* BANNNEER O_O..I mean..me too o.o..
Baci: be too!
Derek: O_o...*tries to open door*...yup -_-...it's jammed..we're stuck ~_~...
Jerry: Me too yeh heya!?
Bob and Bob: us too! no me! no me! no me! no me!
Derek: -_-..
PB: I think you should resolve your pitete fight and resolve your petite fight and resolve your petite fight and....*goes on*
Lili: Is he broken o.o???...*licks Venus*
Venus: That tickles like a lulu caca doodoo ^_^!! *eats...bread :D!*
Dayana: That's different o.o...*visits the toilet*
Lee hanging on Kate's leg: We are here now :D!!!!!
Kate: This is a bathroom :D....What time is it o.o?
Derek: umm...5:20 o.o....
Kate: SAME TO YOU BUD ;_;!!!!
Derek: O_o...uuuh yeah o.o...
Lee: She is a little sensitive ^_^..*rips of Kate's skin* see ^_^!!
Kate: Leave my Teddy bear alone ;_;!!!
Lee: Chicken wings :D!!
Kate: Thursday ^_^!!
Ilyssa: ILYSSA!! :D!!!
Dayana: You so funn--*visits lee*
Dayana: *grabs into pocket and pulls out Pikachu* hi there :D! *drop* *visits baci*
Pikachu: *pukes up bia*
Bia: SQUUUUAK O_O...*poop*
Derek: Where the fuck did you come from Bia O_O?!
Bia: *humps the shower curtain*
Derek: STOP IT O_O;;...
Pikachu: *flies on Bob and Bob's shoulders back and forth* SQUAA---*visits PB*
PB: Do you know you are on me now bird?
Pikachu: *pecks PB* SQUAA--*visits Kate*
PB: *asks Derek* Did that bird know he was pecking me pecking me pecking me *goes on*
Derek: *kicks PB* shutup you fucked up machine O_o...
Kate: I feel liiiiiike...whats happening o.o?? Derek is my luffer ^.^!!..Who is Derek o.o?
Derek: -_-..
Dayana: III LIIIIIIIIIKEE----*visits sink*
Lili and Venus: The sink is ours! *grab grab*
Dayana: Oh okay! *visits mirror* HIII THER--*visits the towels*
Baci: *sleeps on Derek's foot*
Derek: get off ~_~...*kick*
Baci: *flying away...and lands in the bathtub*
Durse: MINE! *runs into the bathtub*
*noises*
DdtheDOG: *flies through the window* RUFF O_O..*falls*...*sleeps*
Dayana: cute doggie :D! *visits nick*
Derek: The good news is that we can actually all fit in this bathroom -_-...
*fat lady pops up and takes up the rest of the room*
Derek: scratch that last comment of mine -_-;...
PB: This is the cacas...I will not panic...will not pa---OH MY FUCKING GOD HELP ME ME ME ME ME...
Derek: *kick* SHUTUP O_O...can't...breath...fowl...smell...of...fatlady.... x.x...
FatLady: *deep voice* HOOOIII THEEERRREE EVERYONE!!!
Kate: Hi there Skinnylady :D.. ^_^..my how black you are :D!
FatLady: HMMM?! I'm white!
Kate: tomorrow o.o..
Fatlady: I feeeeel squished
PB: Join the club the club the club the club *goes on*
Derek: *KICK* SHUT THE FUCK UP! O_O..
FatLady: *scoots around* MUUUCH BEETTTERR!!!
Crystal: Oh MY GOD! YOU SMASHED ALL 352,789,456,897 BANNER MAKING COMPUTERS!!! *has a heartattack*
DEveryone except Dayana who is staring at the wall: OH NO! CRYSTAL!
*Baci: to solve this...
*everyone but Derek has sex*
*NOISES NOISES NOISES*
Derek: OH MY GOD?!?!?!?! SHIT O_O!....
*NOIESES*
Kate: How do you...Hey Pikachu! What's that long thing?
Pikachu: Squak ^_^--*does himself*
Bia: O_O! *does pikachu*
DDtheDOG: *flies while sleeping and bumps into the wall* *wakes up* ruff -__- *falls* *sleeps*
Derek: my god -______-;;...the life I live...-_-........
Ilyssa: ILYSSA O_O!
---Wanna know how we all get outta there? We don't -_-...We all become window washers -_-...mirrors in this case ~_~...---