I own nothing, except for the Land Of Luck
Guapo and Fraz were going to the Land Of Luck to deliver a pot of gold to a leprechaun.
"I understand Miss Boomdeyay is a hardworking woman, I but I wish she would pay us more..." Fraz complained.
"Maybe we can take some gold from the pot." Guapo suggested.
"Do you know what leprechauns do to dishonest workers?!" Fraz chided.
"He won't notice if you just take one or two coins." Guapo said calmly.
"Well... I am desperate for a master plan sorter." Fraz picked up one coin and put it in his pocket.
The two skipped over to a small man with red hair and green clothes.
"Have ye got me pot of gold, lads?" The leprechaun asked.
"Right here..." Fraz said nervously.
"Hmm... Ye look sweaty, and you're shakin' a little." The leprechaun glared.
"He's always like that!" Guapo reassured.
"No! I can tell he feels guilty about somethin'!" The leprechaun growled, glaring at Fraz's eyes. He reached a hand in Fraz's pocket and pulled out a gold coin.
"Wow, he's good." Guapo said in awe.
"This is all your fault..." Fraz muttered.
"Since ye like gold so much... I'll give you a golden punishment." The leprecaun snapped his fingers. "Now bad luck will follow ye wherever ye go!"
"No! I'm unlucky enough already!" Fraz cried. "Oh, mother of misery!"
"Don't be silly, Fraz. There's no such thing as luck!" Guapo said. Suddenly a raincloud flew slowly above Fraz's head, then a bolt of lightning came out and struck him. "The weather is a little crummy..."
The two flew the Hoog back to their colorful workplace in the middle of the universe.
Fraz and Guapo walked into their boss's office to tell her how to delivery went.
"Ah, the Brothers Flub." Miss Boomdeyay said, sounding happier than usual. "I need a little help, I randomly picked one of you to clean a manure spill from a failed delivery... And I chose Fraz."
"But... Miss Boomdeyay!" Fraz pleaded.
"Do it!" Miss Boomdeyay shouted.
"Can I at least get clothespins?" Fraz asked.
"No!" Miss Boomdeyay shouted. Then she went to Squish. "I'll deal with you later."
Fraz was sobbing as he was forced to clean up a stinky mess.
"I think they fed the cows onions..." Fraz gagged.
"Fraz... I'm sorry..." Guapo said guiltily.
"I'm also sorry..." Fraz said. "That I can't forgive you! My life is now ruined because of your dumb suggestion!"
"Well it's up to me to undo the ruining!" Guapo said.