The Lift Dribble and Drabbles
Warning(s): Minor language. (Unfinished - on going series)
Pairing(s): None.
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UK to US translation - Lift Elevator.
Man I'd love to be a Turbolift.
Those Trekkies get all the best mod-cons, not just your bog-standard, mind-numbingly boring up and down.
Oh no, they get sideways too.
Sideways.
Upways.
Downways.
Left to bloody right.
Lucky buggers, they don't know just how fortunatethey are.
Turbo lifts – bunch of tossers the lot of them.