If Anna loved Elsa...
"Wait, what?" Kristoff stared at the strawberry blonde. "You mean to tell me that after punching your fiancé in the face and kissing me in the middle of town, you're breaking up with me because you have feelings for Elsa? The Ice Queen? You're sister?"
"Yes. Pay attention."
"So the only form of true love is romantic love?"
"What? No!" Anna denied vehemently.
"But you just said that you love Elsa like 'that'," Olaf said. "And that true love was what thawed your heart and Arendelle."
"Well, yeah," Anna agreed absently. She paused, backtracking to her initial argument. "But I love you, Olaf."
The snowman blinked, "Does that mean you love me like 'that', too? Wouldn't Elsa get mad?"
"I can see Elsa getting mad. She seems like the jealous type," Kristoff nodded sagely.
"Wait, what?"
"She set off an eternal winter after you introduced your fiancé to her."
"..."
Kristoff's mind was stuck on one thing, though. "Seriously, you're in love with your sister? The one who was so scared of getting close to you that she locked herself away for 13 years?"
"Well, she definitely loves Anna if she was willing to do all that," Sven added.
"But Elsa's not ready for that kind of love!" Kristoff argued, freezing when Anna's face fell. "Not that I'm saying she won't fall in love with you. If she could fall in love with anyone it's you. Not that Elsa isn't a loving person. But she's the Queen and you're the princess. How are you going to get an heir? Not that that's important. Well, it is. But it shouldn't matter. So it's a little outside of nature's laws, doesn't make it wrong. Wait, what. No, that's not what I..." Sven nudged him.
His shoulders fell, "I'll help you get Elsa to fall in love with you." He held up a hand before Anna could hug him, "But take it slow, okay? I'd rather not get thrown out or frozen."
If Elsa loved Anna...
"Hey, Elsa?" The Queen jumped in her seat, crossing her legs. "I started melti-Oh hey, you're melting, too!"
Elsa's already flushed face turned beet red.
The Snow Queen worried her hands nervously as the snowman absorbed all she had said.
"Does this make Anna my other Mama?"
"What?"
"Well, the trolls told me that a person is created from 'that' love between their parents. And since you love Anna like 'that' doesn't that make you two my parents?"
Elsa found she had nothing to say to that.
"Would you just tell her already?"
Elsa jumped, a burst of magic accompanying the shattered silence. "What?"
Arendelle's Official Ice Master sighed, "Just go and tell Anna you love her." He ignored her sputters of denial.
Sven inputted his own observations, "She really isn't that good at the 'conceal, don't feel' stuff."
Kristoff pushed her out into the hall, "What's the worse that can happen?"
The door closed, leaving Elsa cold at the disastrous situations her mind dredged up.
2/2/14 A/N: Yeah. I'm just gonna stop here. This is just... I'm not a big fan of Elsanna post-movie. I'll read AUs but outside of that just. No. It's not about incest or femslash. Honestly the two are lovable and have an interesting dynamic but Elsanna is detrimental to the movie and I can't stand fanfictions that do that seriously. Humor is fine :P
I suck at humor, though...