Ho-Ho-Hooo Yugioh Style

For the sake of clearing name questions, the abbreviations are as follows:

E-Edina, Tri-Tristan, Y-Yami, Yu-Yugi, K-Kaiba, J-Joey, S-Serenity, D-Duke, L-Louise, P-Patience, B-(Yami)Bakura, T-Te'a, M-Marik (NOT yami)

(these abbreviations will appear every few chapters for your convenience)

Butterfly: Drumroll Please!! *yugi scrambles to get toy drum and rolls* and now Butterfly and Bad Kitty Productions presents their very first story!!!

Y: *amused* you're going all out aren't you?

Butterfly: but of course…it IS our very first!

B: hey I thought I was going to be Santa! I do have the white hair!

Butterfly: *gets ducktape* Bad Kitty would you mind?

BadKitty: my pleasure. We own nothing! Got it memorized?

Chapter 1

'Twas midnight on Christmas Eve, which means it was also time for Santa Clause to come through the chimney. Yami was sitting in the living room of the Game Shop, right next to the Christmas tree. Instead of cookies and milk, he had a paintball gun loaded and prepared. ~earlier in the day~

E: why do you guys only have 2 days of Christmas?

Yu: because that's all the government pays for. Why?

E: you should have 3, like the Europeans.

J: do you get more presents?

E: nope, but it gets you a longer break. *to yugi* is yami okay? He seems quieter than usual today.

Yu: oh, it's his first Christmas. I have filled him in on most stuff- oh wait! I forgot about Santa!

Tri: *bewildered* whaat? How could you do that?

E: somehow I don't think we should tell him-

Yu: nonsense! Hey yami, there's one thing I haven't told you about.

Y: go on.

Yu: you want to know who gets you the presents?

Y: uhh didn't we buy each other gifts?

Yu: yeah, but how they get here so no one can peek is another thing. There's this big guy named Santa Clause, and he comes through the chimney on Christmas Eve to-

Y: *jumps up* so he breaks into the house?! At night on Christmas Eve?...wait.. that's tonight!!

Yu: *slightly panics* no no listen he-

Y: yugi, this is no time to sit around if you know he's going to break in and steal the gifts!! *storms off*

Yu: but wait yami!! Ugh *slumps into couch*

E: uh-oh…this could be bad.-

Yu: *nods* poor Santa. ~flashback ends~

Y: I'm ready for you so called Santa Clause, play time is over. *grips gun*

Something heavy and hard landed on the roof, and an old man's 'ho-ho-hoo' is heard. There was a rattle in the chimney and small amounts of soot fell to the bottom of the fire place.

Y: *standing up* this would be silent and painless if it wasn't for my promise to yugi not to send anyone to the shadow realm, but this will have to do. *sticks the barrel up the fire place and fires* *a yelp and some sound of struggle are heard*

SC: *glances below him to see yami's face and the gun is fired again* *starts to scramble up*

Y: oh no you don't! *rushes outside* are you Santa Clause?

SC: *on roof panting* why of course I am ho ho hooo! And you should be in bed young man.

Y: not tonight! And I can assure you that I will put a stop to your thievery.

SC: but I deliver the presents. And if you don't get back to bed, I'll be sure to give you coal you naughty boy.

Y: boy?! I am much older than you'll be in 100 years.

SC: hohoho that's real funny, but I have to be on my way-

Y: I believe I'm not making myself clear enough *shoots at sleigh, reindeer and santa, covering them with paint splotches*

SC: *scrambles onto sleigh* GO RUDOLF!! *as the sleigh jerks into the air, the presents meant for the gang fell right onto yami's head*

Y: payback time!! *bulls-eyes reindeer unconscious, making the sleigh plummet into the deep, fresh snow* Victory is mine! *rushes to check the damage* *puts on Santa's coat w/o wondering where the body disappeared to* I am glad Egypt doesn't get this cold.

He goes into the house after taking care of the evidence of the midnight fight. A little black book fell to the ground out of the coat pocket, unnoticed.

R&R please ^^