The Office
Micheal walks in, and oscar stands in the light of a single bulb turned on in the middle of the room. The sun is going down, its almost dark.
M: Oscar, remember that time a senator boned you for likes?
O: (mumbles) Fuck you Michael
M: You would, get it? Cuz your gay?
O: See last line.
M: What does that even mean.
O: You'd understand if you were the reader.
M: Aaaaanyways…
O: …
M: I'm cool, I'm smart, I'm POWERFUL! So leave me alone.
O: Remember that time you kissed me to look non-homophobic.
M: Yeah, I had socks on so it wasn't gay… Fag.
O: (Pitches tent)
M: Two questions. How did you pitch a tent that fast, and why are you camping in our office.
O: Its not that kind of tent you absolute uncultured swine.
M: Oh (Also Pitches tent) its okay, i have socks on.
O: (Takes off socks)
M: ( also takes off socks, blushes) Can i come in your tent?
O: Sure, but its only made for 1.5 people.
M: Dude, are you boning kids?
O: No, only midgets.
M: (unzips entrance to tent) Well, im going in now.
O: Omg its too small! Youre to big for my tiny tent!
M: I guess im gonna have to make it fit…
Later…
M: well it was fun playing in your tent, see you tomorrow!
O: (to reader)Yes, and just to clarify, literally nothing sensual happened, we just played in a tent.
M: Who tf are you talking to?!