Dirty Rainbow Cupcakes
It was a warm and sunny day at Ponyville. Everypony was doing their regular routine.
RD: "Ohh, everpony was DOING their REGULAR ROUTINE, eh?"
Rainbow Dash, how can you hear me? Anyway stop thinking wrong.
RD: "I can't!"
Why is that?
RD: "Cause Pinkie Pie got ME INTO it."
Shut up.
RD: "Naaaw, I'm good."
PP: "Hi, everypony!"
Hey Pinkie, what brings you here?
PP: "Nothing really, I was bored."
RD: "Bored with what?"
PP: "Oh you know...wink wink!"
Ook, now that I regret talking to you two: The pegasus kept the skies clear, and one unicorn was busy as always-
RD: "Oh, I see! Busy with what?"
PP: "Oh, you know...wink wink!"
Oooook, before this get's outa hand, let's continue-
PP: "With what?"
RR: "Your 'business'?"
I now regret narrating this story. Somepony-err, somebody remind me to call my agent once I'm done-
RD: "Done with what?"
Omehgod.
PP: "Ok, ok, let's stop before Mr. Narrator get's mad..."
RD: "Let's stop with what?"
Oh, god someone help me.
PP: "Help you with what?"
Please, just stop!
RD: "Stop what?"
I'm beggin' you!
PP: "To do what?"
Kill me