Disclaimer: Hi everyone! This story is all about Kirby, at the beginning chapter. Kirby arrives home, but all is not well… Why? Could it be that constipated cheese-monkeys have found there way to dreamland? Or is it that Kirby's uncle has farted again? Or could it be that Kirby doesn't arrive home at all, but appears to be in an ape-land that looks just like his?…hang on, this is beginning to sound a bit like Planet of the Apes… Oh well, enjoy anyway!

One night, Kirby was flying through the majestic reaches of Space, on his magical Star. Despite having crashed into numerous planets, accidentally sucked up two asteroids and even got himself into a bit of a scuffle with a few aliens, Kirby managed to get back on course and head for Dream Planet, opposite his home planet, Dreamland.

'I wonder what everyone will think when I arrive… and what I'll do when I finally get home!' Kirby thought to himself. Kirby hadn't been home for some time now, he was well aware of the fact he was in for a spanking. But he didn't care. Some fresh, near-home-air will do him some good.

Dream Planet is a beautiful place where a lot of people like Kirby like to enjoy a good week. Nothing ever went wrong there. It was far too perfect… But fate was about to change everything…

"Hi, everyone!" Kirby cried the minute he landed on Dream Planet.

There was no reply. Not a pin-drop.

"HELLO? I'M HOME, YOU ALL DEAF OR SUMMIT?" Kirby exclaimed, even louder than before.

Still no answer.

'Hm. Nobody must be here then. I guess I'll go home and greet everyone there…' Kirby thought.

Kirby walked calmly over towards the centre of a field and whistled, calling for his star.

Obediently, the star landed right in front of him, but the very second Kirby jumped up to reach it, he felt a powerful gravitational force pulling him away from it.

"Huh?" Kirby couldn't help but murmur it in surprise.

He hit the ground again, but still he was being pulled away from the star.

"Hey! Stop that! Come on, enough with the jokes! Lemme on already!"

Kirby accused the star of pushing him away, but almost immediately after he finished his sentence, it flew up towards space and away, as if frightened of something.

"Come back! COME BACK YA BUGGER!"

Kirby tried to whistle for it again, but it didn't come for him. Kirby looked behind him to see if someone was pulling him…

"WHOA!" Kirby yelled in shock.

Behind was a gigantic, dark hole about the size of his mum's mouth, sucking in everything. Kirby was lifted off his feet, but managed to grab hold of a tree just before he was sucked into it. It was hard for him to hold on with all the leaves, sticks, rocks and squirrels flying into his face.

"DAMMIT! I CAN'T… HOLD… ON!"

Parp.

"Aw, man, thank goodness that's outta me… geez I thought I was gonna hold that one in for weeks- GAH!"

The tree he was holding snapped like a twig under the immense pressure of the black hole in the sky, bringing him with it.

Kirby, thinking fast, decided to fold up into a rock, but that didn't make any difference. He was being carried into the hole…

Well, I suppose that was quite short… but that's just the first chapter of the story! I'm in the middle of making my new ones… Please review this too!