Lil Fucker Fuko:

Cat Lasers!


"Kiki! Kiki! Guess what Kiki! Guess what!" A little girl, around the age of four, ran up to another kid her age. Her name is Fumiko Kazeyu. Her short, sky blue locks bounced around behind her shoulders as she ran, and her yellow sundress whipped around as her legs pushed forward. She stopped right in front of a young boy with ash blond hair and red eyes. He looked at her with a curious stare.

"Kiki guess what!" She says with excitement.

"I told you, my name is not Kiki! It's Katsuki. Katsuki! Get it right already!" That was Katsuki Bakugou. He was a hot head who liked to be in charge. Katsuki and Fumiko knew each other since they were babies, as their mothers were best friends since middle school.

"Well, you call me Fuko just 'cause it sounds like the bad 'F' word. I have every right to call you Kiki." The girl says.

Katsuki grumbled, "Alright fine, you can call me that, but not when we're out in public you got that?" She nodded with understanding, "Okay, now what is it that got you so excited?"

Her magenta eyes glimmered brightly at what she was about to show him, "I got my quirk! Just a few days after you too. Isn't it great?"

His eyes widened, "Whoa really? What is it? Can I see?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh! I can make wind Katsuki! WIND! Isn't that cool? Watch this!"

She punched the air and a little breeze hit his face. He only gave her a deadpan expression. "Fuko, are you sure that's your quirk? It could just be like waving a fan you know."

She shook her head, "No, no. It really is Kiki, I swear. I remember sneezing and I was suddenly slammed into the ceiling!"

She jumped up and down, trying to push wind through her feet. "I can try to do that again, so you can know for sure!"

He didn't seem all too convinced but watched anyway.

Fumiko was starting to get annoyed, "Ugh! Why. Can't. I. DO IT!" She stomped on the ground hard and she was suddenly sent in the air. "I did it!" She exclaimed excitedly.

Katsuki looked in awe and amazement.

She had a big grin on her face and she laughed joyfully as she floated in the air. The sun's rays of light shined down on the floating figure like a spotlight, creating a perfect image of what childish wonder and joy are.

"Pretty… she looks like an angel!" Katsuki thought to himself as a big smile came to his face.

"Wow, Fuko! That was amazing!" He cheered.

"Uh, Kiki… I don't know how to land yet! Watch out!"

Fumiko came crashing down, landing on top of Katsuki and they both tumbled to the ground. He pushed her off of him and they sat up, laughing with mirth.

"Isn't it great Kiki? Just imagine, the two of us fighting together side by side when we become heroes. We'll be the best heroes ever!"

Katsuki felt himself blush at what she said. "Side by side… Forever…" Katsuki let out a large smile, and pumped a fist in the air, "Yeah! Nobody will be as amazing as us!"

Fumiko did the same with her hand and cheered with him, "Yeah!"


Ten years later...

"Fumiko! Wake up! You're gonna be late!"

I groaned as a loud, obnoxious voice rang through my ears and my eyes opened just a slit. My bleary vision looked at some red glow before my vision came into focus.

My eyes widened in panic as I read the digital clock and I knocked the bed covers off of me.

"Oh no! I'm gonna be late!"

"Hurry and get dress, Kiki decided not to wait for you today so you're on your own"

I look up to see my mother, decked out in her work suit. Her name is Tsuna Kazeyu, and her quirk is stretching. She can stretch just about any part of her body but it really hurts her joints so she doesn't use it very often. She has short brown hair and magenta colored eyes.

"I made your lunch and I made a plate of toast for you on your way out. I'm gonna head to work now but make sure that you're not late for school." My mom instructed and I already start putting on my school uniform. "Oh and I'll be working late tonight so ask Mitsuki if you can stay over okay?"

"Got it, mom! Have a good day!"

"You to sweetie!"

I quickly put my hair in a bun, not bothering to brush it and ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth furiously and wash my face. I run to the kitchen after swinging my school bag on my shoulders and grab my lunch and a piece of toast and head to the door.

I haphazardly placed my shoes on and ran outside towards the train station.

My name is Fumiko Kazeyu. I am a fourteen-year-old girl who is a senior in middle school. I am five feet, four inches tall, with medium length sky-blue hair, and magenta colored eyes. My quirk is something passed down from my grandpa; only one of my cousins and I have a quirk very similar to his.

That would be wind manipulation.

My grandpa had the power to turn any solid object into air and control it, though it only works on small things like a pencil or a leaf. My cousin can control the air around him; I'm not sure what limits he has yet, but he is very strong. I can control the air that comes out of my body. I can shoot air currents from my feet, hands, and mouth, and if I try hard even my back and stomach. The downside to it is that it takes away oxygen from my blood flow and I end up getting dizzy and pass out if I use my quirk too much. It's not a bad quirk, but the price to pay is annoying.

I walked down the street, just on my way to the train station, until my attention is drawn to a crowd. I soon saw what appeared to be a large man with a shark face on top of the station, wreaking havoc right on top of where I was heading. My eyes brightened when I noticed the few people fighting against this giant man.

I shoved my way through the crowd earning a few "Watch it's" from those I accidentally stepped on. I soon made it to the front of the crowd, where the hero Backdraft was holding us back with his quirk. I look past his water barrier to see Death Arms catch a falling electrical tower and I cheered.

It was then that I noticed quiet mumbling next to me and I look to my right to see a boy around my age with curly green hair. He was writing in a notebook with great concentration and I peered over his shoulder to see what he was writing about. I saw a drawing of Death Arms and stats about his quirk and physique next to it.

"Wow! You're taking notes on this? That's amazing! What are your thoughts about this fight?" I asked causing him to flinch in surprise.

"O-oh um, well I mean the heroes are doing a great job with keeping the citizens away from the fight and Death Arms is doing a good job on keeping the villain from coming near us. Though I think the quickest way to handle a size-altering villain is to aim for his balance. If they could manage to bind his legs and give a mighty blow to the top, the villain would go down quick and it will be easier to keep him pinned down," he answers and I smile brightly.

"Wow, you're so smart! With that kind of brains, you gotta be aiming for the hero course right? My best bud is pretty smart too, but he's a little too aggressive. I think one of the most important parts of a hero is their sense of knowledge in a crisis situation. I think you'll make a wonderful hero in that aspect." I praised, causing him to blush.

"Th-thank you so much. I'll do my best!"

We both turned our attention towards the battle and see that a new hero showed up named, Kamui. His quirk is wood... he's made of wood. Kamui jumped onto the roof of the station, annoying the villain.

"Using your skills for evil purposes when people are trying to get to work while committing theft and assault," I hear Kamui say to the villain, "You truly are an evil incarnate! Time for you to be punished!"

My eyes brightened when I saw Kamui's arms turn to multiple branches and the boy next to me started to say the name of this special move.

"The Absolute Preemptive Confinement Lacquered Chains Poison!" the boy and Kamui say and Kamui shot.

The villain found himself surrounded in branches, and just when it was about to entrap the villain a giant woman drop kicked the villain.

"CANON CANYON!" everyone heard. The villain fell off the track and left everyone stunned; most of the men in the crowd most definitely approved the sudden appearance of the giant woman and gathered around to take pictures of her ass.

This hero is the up and coming Mt. Lady, who seems to be enjoying all the attention. The green haired boy began to write notes on her as well and started to mumble at an insane speed.

"Her transformation is quite popular with the crowd and it's really great with individuality but when you consider the damage caused in the city, can you fear a bad cost-benefit ratio and limitations to come?"

"You have a good point, curly dude." I comment, startling him again, "I mean, being flashy and popular with the citizens is great for a hero and all, but the problem with her quirk is that it carries the risk of stepping on bystanders or city property which can be problematic for the city's financial status."

"Right? And the way she handled the villain just now was also a risky move. That villain could have landed on us when he fell, and she could have also caused property damage to the train station which will cause a domino effect of problems for the train stations throughout the city."

"Exactly, though there are some benefits to her quirk, like strength. She could also be very useful in search and rescue. All she'll have to do is grow big and be a beacon for anyone who is able to move on their own. She could stop buildings from collapsing on citizens too. Though I feel that her quirk would be more suited to rural areas, that way she'll have more room to work and less chance of property damage."

"You're exactly right. A city would be too crowded for her quirk, she'll have to be extra careful of her surroundings, which could distract her from doing her job." The boy began to write down notes from our conversation stating the pros and cons of the hero. I think I should start a club where people just discuss the heroes in our society. My first recruit would be this guy.

"Hey, what's your name anyway?" I ask.

He looked up from his book and smiled, "Oh, my name is Izuku Midoriya," he responds and holds his hand out for me to shake.

I take his hand and shook in greeting, "Nice to meet you Midoriya, I'm Fumiko Kazeyu. I hope we can meet again in the future, it was really fun talking with you." I say, making him blush. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a train to school before I'm late."

"Oh no!" Midoriya shouted with realization, "I need to hurry to school! Bye! Nice talking with you!" he yelled over his shoulder and ran off.

I smiled at his retreating figure and thought, what an interesting fella. I make my way past the crowd and around the police to get inside the building to buy a ticket for the next train.

I feel today is going to be an interesting day.


I was currently doing the assignment for my class when the student sitting behind me tapped my shoulder. I turned around to see a pink girl with pink hair and small horns.

"Fumiko, I don't understand this problem, can you help me out?" she asked.

I smiled at the girl and turned around fully in my chair, "Sure thing Mina. What problem are you having trouble on?"

"Number seven. I can't figure out which equation to use in this situation."

I look over to my assignment and found the question she was referring to, after examining the work I did I went back to her assignment and explained the process of doing the problem.

This is Mina Ashido. She's my best friend here in Isurugi Junior High. We've always had the same classes together and decided, why not? We hit it off really quick due to the similarity in our personalities. We were both very enthusiastic about life and found fun in almost everything. We were also very outgoing and made friends easily. One of the only contrasts between the two of us is our academic grades. Mina has the tendency to barely have a passing grade in her studies. Don't get me wrong though, Mina is a very bright girl… streetwise… but book-wise, not very bright in that area of knowledge.

Another contrast between us was the way we look. I'm not talking about how she was pink from head to toe- that's normal in today's society. I'm talking about the way our faces look. Mina's eyes are always wide with excitement, while mine looks like the typical mean girl who will beat you up for breathing wrong. People who don't know who I am will usually steer clear of me because I 'look hard to approach'.

That could be the fault of my childhood best friend, Katsuki Bakugou. He's an angry fella on the outside, but a total sweetheart on the inside… to me anyway.

Anyway, back to the present. I was working with Mina through the problem when the teacher called for an announcement. "Alright, students listen up!" The teacher said, "This is your last year of junior high and now would be a good time to think about your futures." The teacher pulled out a pile of papers as he said this and began passing them out, "I have here these career aspiration documents, please take some time to look it over and fill them out. These will be due a week from today, plenty of time to make some choices on where you want to start heading in the future."

I look over the paper and read the first question in my head, What career do you wish to specialize in?

I immediately write down the word, hero.

Aiming to become a hero is very popular in the younger society. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole class is wanting to become a hero.

Are there any educational programs or schools you are hoping or planning to attend in the near future?

I already had the answer to this question at the top of my head. I've had it since I was a little kid. Yuuei Academy. Yuuei is a high school for people aiming to become a hero. I wouldn't mind going to any other school, but Katsuki and I made a promise to each other long ago that we would apply at this school in particular. Yuuei Academy is the number one hero course high school in all of Japan, probably the entire world! It was also the school the world's number one hero, All Might, attended. If we could get into that school then there is no doubt that we'll come out as great heroes.

"So what are you planning to do in the future Fumiko? Are you planning on becoming a hero too?" Mina asked.

"You know it. I plan on enrolling in Yuuei Academy next year too."

"Whoa! That's a top-notch school. I hear their acceptance rate is really low. You'll have to be really good to get in."

"I think I can manage. You should enroll too. With your quirk, I'm sure you'll be able to pass the Yuuei's enrollment test."

"You think so? Alrighty then, why not!" she says excitedly and jots down the school.

Soon the class ended and we packed up to go home.

"Thanks for helping me with my math Fumiko… again."

"No problemo Mina. Call me if you need any help with the homework alright?"

"Will do! See ya later!" she says and walks out of the classroom

I gather my things and head out the door and out of the building. I pulled out my cell phone and tapped on my messages app.

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- You slept in again you moron. Did you make it to class on time? -

/Lil Fucker Fuko\\

- I didn't make it on time, but I had the excuse that my station was being trampled on by a giant shark man. Sensei didn't believe me at first until I showed him the news -

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- Of course he wouldn't believe you. Last time you said that a black kitten was shooting lasers at everyone, killing thousands, and you had to hurry up and tame him with your 'loving affections'. -

/Lil Fucker Fuko\\

- Okay, so I'm bad at lying, but you gotta admit that I have a pretty cool imagination. Just imagine a cute cuddly animal just starts terrorizing people out of nowhere. That's some cool shit. -

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- Don't curse, that's my thing. It's just weird when you curse. -

/Lil Fucker Fuko\\

- :D Yeah you're right. It's only natural that I am a perfectly good angel in this friendship. This society wouldn't withstand it if we were both like you -

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- The fuck you mean by that?! -

/Lil Fucker Fuko\\

- lol, you know exactly what I mean. Anyway, is it alright if I come sleep over? Mom's not gonna be home till late and you know I can't cook -

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- Yeah whatever, just know that I'm not waking your ass up in the morning. -

/Lil Fucker Fuko\\

- Fine by me. I'll be over in about an hour, I need to go get my stuff from home. -

/Kiki the Explodo King!\\

- Take your time. I'll meet you there in an hour then. -

I close out of the app and shut my phone off. Smiling to myself, I make my way to the train station.