DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. I don't own this song, please don't hurt me Disney! Oh, I don't own Mary Had A Little Lamb either, so don't sue.
Original Song: Prince Ali from Disney's Aladdin
A/N: This song is special, cuz I'm leaving the storyline that my sister, mylonelyshadow, started. But none of my other songfics have/will have them. Yep.
Rock Lee and his team, Team Gai, had been sent on a mission to Suna for some reason or another but when they got there, Rock Lee had no clue what was going on. Gai suddenly broke out into song, joined by Neji and Tenten and the entire village of Sunagakure. But since it was in praise of him, Rock Lee didn't really mind. He joined in at the chorus lines and let the people carry him around on a makeshift throne that came out of nowhere (imagine the scene, if you will please):
Make way for Prince Rock Lee
Say hey! It's Prince Rock Lee
Hey! Clear the way in the old town square
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh you're gonna love this guy!
Prince Rock Lee! Fabulous he!
Rock Lee the Youthful
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
With him you don't want a qualm!
Then come and meet his spectacular sensei, Gai!
Prince Rock Lee!
Mighty is he!
Rock Lee the Youthful
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced Akatsuki hordes
A hundred bandits with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Rock Lee!
He's won seventy-five fierce-some battles
(Doesn't he look cool Neji?)
Sound Shinobi, he's killed fifty-three
(Fablulous Tenten, love the eyebrows.)
When it comes to exotic-type ninjas
Is he strong enough?
I'm telling you, he's a world-class fighting machine
Prince Rock Lee! Handsome is he, Rock Lee the Youthful
That physique! How can I speak!
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your hair and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Rock Lee!
He's got ninety-five pairs of green spandex
(He's got the spandex, let's see the spandex)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got friends, he's got fangirls and eyebrows
(Proud to work with him)
Love training with him, love teasing him
They're just crazy with loyalty to Rock Lee! Prince Rock Lee!
Prince Rock Lee!
Flamboyant he! Rock Lee the Youthful
Heard good news all about your Kazekage
And that, good Suna, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty shinobi, spandex galore
With his youthful powers,
Taijutsu and more
With his forty poses, his eyes, his smiles
His squirrel that almost died
Make way for Prince Rock Lee!
"Lee!" Gai shouted. Lee shifted in his bed. Bed? Wait, so that was a dream? "Aww, Gai-sensei, I was having a great dream! Um, you wouldn't randomly brake out into song for me, would you?"
Gai stared, absolutely dumbfounded. "Sure, if you really want me to." Gai began singing a dreadful version of Mary Had a Little Lamb, but Gai didn't say "Mary," he said "Gaara," therefore singing Gaara Had a Little Lamb, which on any other day would have given Lee nightmares for a month. Instead Lee fled to the farthest training ground. The song in Lee's dream remained fresh in his mind though, and it helped motivate him for another youthful day of glorious training!