Welcome to the Nut House
"Let us toast to an enjoyable year for all!" Dumbledore said, raising his glass.
The great hall was filled with the sound of glasses clinking and voices happily saying 'Here, here'.
Harry Potter raised his glass to his mouth and took a huge gulp of his pumpkin juice along with his fellow peers and professors. It did not take long for babble to fill the hall...something just was not right.
"Whoa..." Harry said in awe to Ron and Hermione "I feel great!"
Hermione began to giggle madly and punched the table with her fist.
"hehehe," she giggled. She looked up at Harry grinning stupidly. Her eyes locked on Harry's forehead. She turned her head every-which-way.
"Ya know," She stated very seriously "when I turn my head this way, your scar looks like an N!"
Ron looked at Harry and turned his head like Hermione. He suddenly jumped.
"That is SO freaky!" he gasped, eyes wide "I bet you make some money from that and be famous!"
"I AM famous!" Harry stated, matter-of fact. He narrowed his eyes at his two friends. They gasped. "Why?" they cried.
"You may think I'm..." he trailed off perplexed "Who am I again? Oh yeah I am Har...Harris."
The two still watched him with great attention. Suddenly Harry jumped up.
"But that is just my secret identity! I am really SUPER WIZARD!" Harry ripped off his clothes to reveal a pair of tighty whities.
"Some costume, Harris!" Ron laughed.
Suddenly a girl with bright red hair had ran to Harry's side, and smacked his ass.
Harry giggled. "I'm a sexy beast. So, I know you don't I? I forget what's your name again?"
The girl stopped staring at Harry and thought for a moment.
"I'm pretty sure it's Virgo. But call me YOURS." she winked.
"Yours," Harry said "What an interesting name. I'm...I'm dang..." he snapped his fingers "hey you!," he pointed at Hermione. "What did I say my name was again?"
"You're so stupid!" she exclaimed, eyes welling with tears from laughing "You said it was Harvey!"
"Oh yes!" he said, smacking his head so violently he lost his balance and fell backwards.
He was almost ran over by a man running between the tables. He was screaming "NANANANA BATMAN!" At the top of his lungs, and had his cape pulled out so it looked wing-like.
He stopped abruptly when he came to Harry.
"Never fear!" he cried, pushing his greasy black hair from his face "For I am Batman, and I will save you!"
He extended his hand and pulled Harry up.
"No kidding?" Harry asked, hands on hips "But-I'm supposed to be the super hero!!"
"Well..." Snape started "Why don't you be my side kick?" He looked Harry up and down. "I will call you Bat-kid-in-underwear!"
"Super-dee-duper!" Harry exclaimed, and looked at Hermione and Ron.
"I must go off to save the world, I will be back shortly after my arch- enemy is defeated!"
Hermione and Ron never noticed. Hermione was naming all of Ron's freckles.
"...Zabbrina, Quintana, Grizelda, Nicodemus, Ontibile, and Bill and Bob" She was pointing madly at the freckles on his nose, but at Bob she poked his eye.
"AHHHH!" he cried in pain.
"Oopsie daisy!" she said, laughing wildly.
Meanwhile....
Our heroes were scouring the great hall for their villan. The passed Luna, who was staring into space and Neville who was sitting in a rocking chair in the corner singing "I am slowly going crazy, 123456, SWITCH! Crazy going, going crazy."
"You know?" Harry thought "I think he is going crazy!"
"Hmm..." Snape considered this "I think further investigation is needed."
Suddenly a boy with very light blonde hair stood in front of the heroes and looked at them evilly.
Harry and Snape gasped.
"Do you think he's our villian?" Harry asked.
"Hmmm..." Snape eyed Draco suspiciously.
"Die!" Draco screamed unsheathing a large carrot.
"I think further investigation is needed." Snape replied to Harry.
Draco ran forward and held the carrot to Harry's head.
"One move and, I promise, your side kick gets it!"
Snape stepped forward. "There so he gets it now? You'll give him the carrot? Very nice of you, carrots will help you to see in the dark, Bat-kid- in-underwear."
Draco grimaced. "Foiled again! A promise is a promise." He handed Harry the carrot and started to mope.
Harry looked at Draco sympathetically.
"Why can't we be friends?" he sang swaying slightly to the music.
Draco looked at Harry in shock. "But I'm an evil, evil mastermind!"
"Come on! Being good is verrrrrrry good!" Harry smiled.
"Yeah!" Snape encouraged.
"Okay!" Draco said, jumping up and down in excitement.
The three linked arms and began to skip merrily.
A/N: I hope you liked this. I should really have been writing my fanfic for book 6 but this is so much more fun!!!!!
I might do more if I get some positive reviews, after all I haven't told what the staff is up to yet.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are thanks to slogan generator:
Leaves Your Insanity Minty not Mediciney.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Insanity.
Did Somebody Say Insanity?
I am Stuck on Insanity, 'Cause Insanity's Stuck on Me. (I was trying to come up with titles)
"Let us toast to an enjoyable year for all!" Dumbledore said, raising his glass.
The great hall was filled with the sound of glasses clinking and voices happily saying 'Here, here'.
Harry Potter raised his glass to his mouth and took a huge gulp of his pumpkin juice along with his fellow peers and professors. It did not take long for babble to fill the hall...something just was not right.
"Whoa..." Harry said in awe to Ron and Hermione "I feel great!"
Hermione began to giggle madly and punched the table with her fist.
"hehehe," she giggled. She looked up at Harry grinning stupidly. Her eyes locked on Harry's forehead. She turned her head every-which-way.
"Ya know," She stated very seriously "when I turn my head this way, your scar looks like an N!"
Ron looked at Harry and turned his head like Hermione. He suddenly jumped.
"That is SO freaky!" he gasped, eyes wide "I bet you make some money from that and be famous!"
"I AM famous!" Harry stated, matter-of fact. He narrowed his eyes at his two friends. They gasped. "Why?" they cried.
"You may think I'm..." he trailed off perplexed "Who am I again? Oh yeah I am Har...Harris."
The two still watched him with great attention. Suddenly Harry jumped up.
"But that is just my secret identity! I am really SUPER WIZARD!" Harry ripped off his clothes to reveal a pair of tighty whities.
"Some costume, Harris!" Ron laughed.
Suddenly a girl with bright red hair had ran to Harry's side, and smacked his ass.
Harry giggled. "I'm a sexy beast. So, I know you don't I? I forget what's your name again?"
The girl stopped staring at Harry and thought for a moment.
"I'm pretty sure it's Virgo. But call me YOURS." she winked.
"Yours," Harry said "What an interesting name. I'm...I'm dang..." he snapped his fingers "hey you!," he pointed at Hermione. "What did I say my name was again?"
"You're so stupid!" she exclaimed, eyes welling with tears from laughing "You said it was Harvey!"
"Oh yes!" he said, smacking his head so violently he lost his balance and fell backwards.
He was almost ran over by a man running between the tables. He was screaming "NANANANA BATMAN!" At the top of his lungs, and had his cape pulled out so it looked wing-like.
He stopped abruptly when he came to Harry.
"Never fear!" he cried, pushing his greasy black hair from his face "For I am Batman, and I will save you!"
He extended his hand and pulled Harry up.
"No kidding?" Harry asked, hands on hips "But-I'm supposed to be the super hero!!"
"Well..." Snape started "Why don't you be my side kick?" He looked Harry up and down. "I will call you Bat-kid-in-underwear!"
"Super-dee-duper!" Harry exclaimed, and looked at Hermione and Ron.
"I must go off to save the world, I will be back shortly after my arch- enemy is defeated!"
Hermione and Ron never noticed. Hermione was naming all of Ron's freckles.
"...Zabbrina, Quintana, Grizelda, Nicodemus, Ontibile, and Bill and Bob" She was pointing madly at the freckles on his nose, but at Bob she poked his eye.
"AHHHH!" he cried in pain.
"Oopsie daisy!" she said, laughing wildly.
Meanwhile....
Our heroes were scouring the great hall for their villan. The passed Luna, who was staring into space and Neville who was sitting in a rocking chair in the corner singing "I am slowly going crazy, 123456, SWITCH! Crazy going, going crazy."
"You know?" Harry thought "I think he is going crazy!"
"Hmm..." Snape considered this "I think further investigation is needed."
Suddenly a boy with very light blonde hair stood in front of the heroes and looked at them evilly.
Harry and Snape gasped.
"Do you think he's our villian?" Harry asked.
"Hmmm..." Snape eyed Draco suspiciously.
"Die!" Draco screamed unsheathing a large carrot.
"I think further investigation is needed." Snape replied to Harry.
Draco ran forward and held the carrot to Harry's head.
"One move and, I promise, your side kick gets it!"
Snape stepped forward. "There so he gets it now? You'll give him the carrot? Very nice of you, carrots will help you to see in the dark, Bat-kid- in-underwear."
Draco grimaced. "Foiled again! A promise is a promise." He handed Harry the carrot and started to mope.
Harry looked at Draco sympathetically.
"Why can't we be friends?" he sang swaying slightly to the music.
Draco looked at Harry in shock. "But I'm an evil, evil mastermind!"
"Come on! Being good is verrrrrrry good!" Harry smiled.
"Yeah!" Snape encouraged.
"Okay!" Draco said, jumping up and down in excitement.
The three linked arms and began to skip merrily.
A/N: I hope you liked this. I should really have been writing my fanfic for book 6 but this is so much more fun!!!!!
I might do more if I get some positive reviews, after all I haven't told what the staff is up to yet.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are thanks to slogan generator:
Leaves Your Insanity Minty not Mediciney.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Insanity.
Did Somebody Say Insanity?
I am Stuck on Insanity, 'Cause Insanity's Stuck on Me. (I was trying to come up with titles)