How To Train Your Demon Butler
By: Ciel Phantomhive
Apparently, these days, more people are getting demon butlers. Obviously those idiots think that it's better to have a demon as a butler instead of an actual human. It's because of that theory that I want to take my cane and knock some sense into them. Unfortunately, I can get arrested for that so I have to refrain from hitting them. Stupid laws. But I digress. In all actuality, demon butlers are very hard to train which is exactly why I made this set of instructions on training them. This set of instructions is so easy that a baby could follow them so I'm pretty sure all of you who have half a brain and decided to get a demon butler can follow them as well.