The Dating Game!
By: IceQueen
Warning: Contains hazardous materials... may be dangerous to health. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters which we are about to use. Although I may wish I did... ::hold up chibi G-Boys:: maybe I do though...
Kitty: ::takes away G-boys:: No! You can't own them!
IQ: Can't I just have Duo? Or Wufei?
Kitty: No you may not!
IQ: ::breaks down into tears::
Kitty: And now back to our program.
A large TV scenery for a game show comes into view and from behind a curtain exits a young lady with red hair and green eyes. She holds up her microphone, and begins to speak.
"Uh... testing..."
Lots of feedback comes over the speakers. The girl turns around and yells, "Fix this damn thing, you morons!"
Lots of fiddling around and cursing can be heard from backstage. The audience is completely quiet, and the only sound are the crickets chirping. Finally 'the morons' fix the sound equipment.
"Now as I was saying. Hello, I am your host for today IceQueen, but you may call me Ice for short. Don't start making cracks about 'Vanilla Ice' or I'll be forced to kick your ass.
Today's show is really special today folks. We've got the Gundam Pilots here!"
The audience breaks out into mass applause as Heero, wearing his usual scowl, Trowa, Quatre, Duo, and Wufei, muttering about being forced to participate on a gameshow for 'weak onnas', walk onstage.
"Now, Mr. Yuy here, will be our first contestant. Any comments Heero?"
"If any of you make any sudden movements omae o korosu." He replied, pulling out that always conveniently handy gun of his.
"Uh... Heero. Put the gun away."
"Aw, do I have to?" He whines.
"I am the author. You will do as I command." In an instant the gun vanishes back into Heero's spandex shorts.
"Our second contestant will be Mr.Chang. Say hello Wufei."
Wufei steps forward and growls out something that sounded like, "Konnichiwa.... baka onnas..."
"The rest of our lovely G-Boys will be acting as the questionees for the female round. Gentlemen, please return backstage at this time."
The G-Boys happily walk backstage, except for Duo, who is bouncing around picking up phone numbers left and right.
"Folks, we also have a special treat for you today. Our female guests will be.... the Sailor Senshi!" Out come Usagi, Minako, Makoto, Ami, Hotaru, Rei, and Setsuna wearing civilian clothing.
"Ms.Meiou will be serving as our female contestant today. Ms.Meiou please say a few words." Setsuna steps forward, grabs the mike and says, "It is an honor to be. I believe this is the first time I will be competing on a game show."
"Let's hope it's the only time." Hotaru grumbled from behind her. Setsuna steps back into place and pinches Hotaru on the arm for making such an impolite remark.
"Now, as for the rest of them, Ami, Makoto, and Rei will be competing in our first male round. Usagi, Hotaru, and Minako will be competing in the second male round. Girls, please go backstage."
The Senshi bow politely, as in Japanese custom, and leave for the opposite end of the backstage area.
"When we come back from commercial break the first male round will begin! And now a word from our sponsors..."
AN: Okay, here's your chance to get some input. Who do want for couples?
Heero~ Ami
Makoto
Rei
Setsuna~ Quatre
Trowa
Duo
Wufei~ Minako
Usagi
Hotaru
Hurry! I want an answer asap! No, this will not be a Heero/Usagi fic! I have organized the show as such, and so it shall proceed to be! It'll get funny next chapter... I swear!
By: IceQueen
Warning: Contains hazardous materials... may be dangerous to health. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters which we are about to use. Although I may wish I did... ::hold up chibi G-Boys:: maybe I do though...
Kitty: ::takes away G-boys:: No! You can't own them!
IQ: Can't I just have Duo? Or Wufei?
Kitty: No you may not!
IQ: ::breaks down into tears::
Kitty: And now back to our program.
A large TV scenery for a game show comes into view and from behind a curtain exits a young lady with red hair and green eyes. She holds up her microphone, and begins to speak.
"Uh... testing..."
Lots of feedback comes over the speakers. The girl turns around and yells, "Fix this damn thing, you morons!"
Lots of fiddling around and cursing can be heard from backstage. The audience is completely quiet, and the only sound are the crickets chirping. Finally 'the morons' fix the sound equipment.
"Now as I was saying. Hello, I am your host for today IceQueen, but you may call me Ice for short. Don't start making cracks about 'Vanilla Ice' or I'll be forced to kick your ass.
Today's show is really special today folks. We've got the Gundam Pilots here!"
The audience breaks out into mass applause as Heero, wearing his usual scowl, Trowa, Quatre, Duo, and Wufei, muttering about being forced to participate on a gameshow for 'weak onnas', walk onstage.
"Now, Mr. Yuy here, will be our first contestant. Any comments Heero?"
"If any of you make any sudden movements omae o korosu." He replied, pulling out that always conveniently handy gun of his.
"Uh... Heero. Put the gun away."
"Aw, do I have to?" He whines.
"I am the author. You will do as I command." In an instant the gun vanishes back into Heero's spandex shorts.
"Our second contestant will be Mr.Chang. Say hello Wufei."
Wufei steps forward and growls out something that sounded like, "Konnichiwa.... baka onnas..."
"The rest of our lovely G-Boys will be acting as the questionees for the female round. Gentlemen, please return backstage at this time."
The G-Boys happily walk backstage, except for Duo, who is bouncing around picking up phone numbers left and right.
"Folks, we also have a special treat for you today. Our female guests will be.... the Sailor Senshi!" Out come Usagi, Minako, Makoto, Ami, Hotaru, Rei, and Setsuna wearing civilian clothing.
"Ms.Meiou will be serving as our female contestant today. Ms.Meiou please say a few words." Setsuna steps forward, grabs the mike and says, "It is an honor to be. I believe this is the first time I will be competing on a game show."
"Let's hope it's the only time." Hotaru grumbled from behind her. Setsuna steps back into place and pinches Hotaru on the arm for making such an impolite remark.
"Now, as for the rest of them, Ami, Makoto, and Rei will be competing in our first male round. Usagi, Hotaru, and Minako will be competing in the second male round. Girls, please go backstage."
The Senshi bow politely, as in Japanese custom, and leave for the opposite end of the backstage area.
"When we come back from commercial break the first male round will begin! And now a word from our sponsors..."
AN: Okay, here's your chance to get some input. Who do want for couples?
Heero~ Ami
Makoto
Rei
Setsuna~ Quatre
Trowa
Duo
Wufei~ Minako
Usagi
Hotaru
Hurry! I want an answer asap! No, this will not be a Heero/Usagi fic! I have organized the show as such, and so it shall proceed to be! It'll get funny next chapter... I swear!