Momo
Cap'n Coree
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It's late. I was waiting for Fuu to come home, but it was taking her much longer then usual. She was late. I was wondering if she stood me up, she had promised to take me out tonight for sunflower seeds and a stroll through the park. She could be awfully ditzy like that. Then again she could have been kidnapped. Oh,how that thought kept me up at night, after all the neighborhood we were living in was getting pretty dangerous. I really should have told her to move. After all then none of this would have happened. Yakuza everywhere, and the head yakuza's son always shouting beneath my window. I think he's stalking Fuu. What if she ends up in a brothel? Sends furry shivers down my spine. No one gets to nuzzle between her bindings but me.
Thats right, Fuu's mine. Everyone else can go suck lemons. They think I'm going to give up something that sweet? I'll tell you what, I'm one happy squirrel, and no one, rodent and human alike, is going to nose in on my Fuu. They'll get Momo's patented claws of furry right in the face. I may be cute, but I'm deadly.
So finally I decided to fly out and look for her. Would you believe it? The tea house has burned down? Woe shook my tiny body, yes it did, but after some investigative sniffing I deduct that Fuu had made it out just fine. Following the scent, I'm lead to the jail house, where Fuu is having a conversation with the guard outside the door. It seems they bartering for something so I sit back for a moment and observe. After a while Fuu makes this really cute face, the one where she twists it up and she looks just like a female squirrel in heat. Thats one of my favourite faces, if you didn't know. Then the guard is all over her, trying to feel her up! Trying to man handle my place of residence!
So needless to say I flew down there and showed him whats what. Then Fuu grabs his keys and doesn't even take the time to jangle them infront of me so I can bat at them! She knows I love that! So I try to weasle in to see whats so important that she forgot our scheduled play-date, but these guards run in and before I know it Fuu's fleeing down the street. Women, I tell you.
So the next day I make sure to sneak into her kimono. I watched as she entered the market, and was sure everything was back to normal. She was obviously buying me a truck load of seeds to make up for yesterday. So I snuggle in, but suddenly these two large balls drop in next to me. After sniffing them for a while I realize they aren't food, and while she's running they make life very uncomfterable.
Then there gone but they're replaced by smoke, loud noises and confusion. Even I was about to loose my wits like the silly humans outside. Then Fuu's running off with these two shady charcters, they talk for a moment, and Fuu flips a coin. It is to my understanding that they'll be traveling together. Fine, whatever, as long as they keep their hands off. Then the really dirty one looks Fuu up and down, like he's intrested.
Needless to say, I showed him whats what.
"Aghhh, what the- GET THIS THING OFF MY FACE!"
A.N. Just a tiny oneshot where I play around with Momo trying to find insperation for BTB or OSAL.