Title: One Night Stands

Pairings: Various with Jim

I stumbled onto this too a little while ago.

Jim POV

5. The first guy I ever slept with was almost the last. I'd always been interested in sex with aliens so I figured I've cross that 'final frontier' and have sex with a guy for the sake of equality. He was some kid that had been homeschooled. But he was a townie like me.

At first everything was great. We kissed, he felt me up, we had hot passionate sex, and then threw back some beers. Not a bad night for a 17 year old. But after the beer I realised why there was such a stigma surrounding townies.

He wanted a threesome, sounds awesome right? Wrong! He wanted us to do it with a horse. That time my mom didn't even ask why I came home wearing only my boxers and my sneakers. It just would've taken too damn long to escape if I put on more clothes.

4. Sara was this sweet little cadet working on the Enterprise, back when it was still practically scrap metal. She was helping to put together the jefferies tubes. She'd never been to Iowa before, so I volunteered to show her around town.

Two corn fields and one bar later I had her tongue down my throat. She gave me this wicked smile and asked if she could chose the place. I said yes and we were on our way back to the shipyard. She said she always wanted to do it in a Starship.

It was great, very passionat, there was the thrill of being caught, and she seemed to like the little burn she was getting from being pressed against the pipes. But unfortunaly we busted a pipe carrying coolant. Starship strength coolant is not only a boner killer, it's a skin killer. Instant frostbite, had to run out, naked, to find the only on site medic...the 70 year old nurse who use to work at my elementary school.

3. Salarsh was a thing of beauty. An Andorian with long wavy white hair. She was touring places relevant to Starfleet all across Earth with her father. I told her about my parents and she was hooked. I was fixing to get some sympathy sex, which is way better than pity sex by the way, when things went to shit.

Apperantly Daddy heard a few stories of his own. Got chased across three crop fields by a blue behemoth of a man. She never mentioned she wasn't legal.

2. Galia. Orion girl. Those words should be enough to make any man instantly horny. We'd hung out a lot at the academy. She was hot, I was hot. She was a player, I was a player. So it was only natural that the two of us would eventually hook up.

Well, I got her into her underwear and started working my magic and she says the three words no player wants to hear. "I love you." So I freaked a little, had no idea what to say. So I copped out. "That's weird." Then Uhura came back, I hid, and then I was kicked out.

But it wasn't so bad, I mean seriously, what kind of one night stand says 'I love you'?

1. Players love a challange. Sexy players, such as myself, love then especially more. I mean seriously, if you can get a girl just because you exist, the sex gets boring. But while I was captain on Enterprise, I had to be really careful who I had sex with. One wrong move and I could lose my captaincy.

I was going hrough quite a dry spell when I noticed Spock, fresh from his nasty breakup with Uhura, bent over some computer. he had a really nice ass. I was sold.

It took a month and a half of work but I finally got him to consent to a date. One thing led to another and the two of us were doin' it like rabbits in heat. But when it was all over Spock looked really guilty.

Three months later and I'm still in a relationship with him. Not the way I wanted my one night stand to end, but who am I to argue with alien mind marriages? And besides Pon Farr sounds like sexual nirvana, can't wait for that to roll around.