Sunny Day In, a Twilight Fanfiction
Summary: In the summer, when the sun keeps the Cullens and Bella indoors, what type of tomfoolery will they get up to today? Normal pairings. T for safety reasons.
AN: This is one of those annoying little plot bunnies. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, but all I know is that it's going to be at least pathetically funny. I'm not good at particular types of writing, so if humor ends up in there somehow, point fer me! (Yes, I know that's not how you spell for) XD!
"Good morning, Edward," I whispered, rolling over to face my fiancé, Edward Cullen.
"Good morning love," Edward responded, giving me a quick kiss on the lips.
As I stumbled out of bed, avoiding the mirror in my room at all costs, I noticed something strange. After a few seconds, my sleep ridden brain made the connection, and I sprinted to the window and squealed in pleasure. The sun was out, and it was already hot.
"Did Alice see that it was going to be sunny today?" I asked, still grinning like the Cheshire Cat.
"Yes, she did. And…I'm sorry. She picked out your clothes," Edward responded, looking guilty but pleased at the same time.
"Okay…where are they?" I asked, looking around the room.
"This," my Greek god responded, holding up a pair of light denim short shorts, a dark blue tank-top, white flip-flops, and what looked suspiciously like a…
"A BIKINI?! Is she serious?! Why would I wear a bikini?" I rambled as Edward calmly pushed me into the bathroom and shut the door.
As I showered and got ready, I began to see Alice's reasoning behind the skimpy clothes.
In a place like Forks, it's almost never necessary to have your air conditioning on, and Charlie hadn't turned it on the night before even though it's the middle of summer. In the bathroom, it was scorching hot, and it was only 7:30 in the morning.
"Bella! I'm coming in!" I heard Alice call.
"ALICE! I'M NOT DRESSED!" I screamed, forgetting that Edward was still in my bedroom that was only two doors away.
"Bella. Why would you do that? Poor Jasper…I can only imagine the lust he must be suffering from right now!" Alice exclaimed as I heard Edward threaten Alice.
"Ooh. I'm so scared! BELLA, LET ME IN!" Alice squealed as vicious growls sounded from the hallway.
"Sheesh, Alice. What's the point of tormenting him? You know he's easily offended," I joked, having a mental picture of Edward turning from bright red to white.
"Oh well. Come on. Get dressed," Alice said, starting to force the clothes over my head.
"Alice! I'm not totally pathetic, I CAN dress myself, you know!" I exclaimed, but Alice had already forced my clothes on and was now working on my hair and makeup, which was completely pointless since I actually sweat, and would just end up putting my hair up in a ponytail later on in the day.
"Come on, Bella. Let's go!" Alice exclaimed, dragging me out of the bathroom and towards my room.
"Uh…guys? How are you going to get home? YOU SPARKLE!" I exclaimed as soon as I got in the room.
"We have tinted windows. And we only have to make it to your side yard where we parked. In the shade," Edward explained.
"Oh. So, what are the plans for today?" I asked as Edward tossed me onto his back and jumped through my window.
"Well, basically, since we can't go anywhere, we're probably just going to play videogames and go swimming in our pool and activities like that," Edward told me when we reached the car.
"Okay. That sounds fun," I said.
AN: I know this was short. Really, really short. Sorry, but it'll get longer, I PROMISE! I'm already writing chapter 2 in my head. Reviews please! Flames are welcome, even though they're pointless.
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