James Bomb and the Bombs
There once was a man, James Bomb, who was a British assassin for the MI6. He would always say, "My name is Bomb, James Bomb." All the villains, of the MI6, would get ticked of every time he said it. So their new goal was to kill him before he got to say his name. They formed a bomb that was supposed to kill James Bomb. There was only one slight problem…. James was afraid of bombs, like a child being afraid of the dark or monsters. Every on a time he went mission and there was a bomb around, he would hide behind the other agents. The other agents thought it was ridiculous of James to do that, they reported him to the head of the MI6, whose name was G, then there was the inventor, W. They both thought that James was a great agent and did not believe the other agents, who then tried to get James to confess that he was afraid of bombs. They never succeeded.
Okay, it was James' 122th mission, and his last mission that involved bombs. The group of BTEs (Best Terrorists Ever) was trying to bomb the enormous bridge in London. James was assigned to the mission along with Jessica Prissy-Girl, the prissiest girl in all of London. But she was also the prettiest girl in London as well.
They were assigned to locate which bridge in London, find out where the BTEs were hiding, and of course to stop them.
It does not seem that hard, but for James it was very hard.
First, they tracked down every bridge in London, which was called the "You Need a Brain" bridge. It was dedicated after the French inspector Jacque Clousou. Who was very stupid.
Next, they researched the last 256 places where they had found them and searched every place and found almost nothing, but the last time they found them. They found a note with an address on it. They used their high-tech navigation system to track down the address the address led to Tasha Tomkins' house. Tasha was the snobbiest singer in history, but her music was the best in history as well. When they arrived at her house in Hollywood, they found a dead house maid, a gun, ransom note, and a freaky mistress.
The mistress kept screaming "OMG, they took Miss Tasha!" or "Now, I don't have a job, thanks to these horrible kidnappers!"
"Miss, I think you need to fix your attitude and your style: shoes, hair, and your clothes." Jessica said with a smirk.
Next, they tracked down Tasha's phone and followed it to a modeling agency. There they found a bomb the size of a peanut, or should I say 1,000,000,000,000,000 small, peanut-sized bombs.
James took a freak attack, He tried to escape them, but there were too many and the head of the BTEs came out and said "You can't escape them, and in a few minutes I shall blow you into pieces."
"So much for the stopping them point, that will never happen." James said.
And later, they all blew into tiny pieces, all except James who was able to get and save the love of his life, Tasha Tomkins, who he adored.
Jessica sadly got blown to itty, bitty pieces.
Tasha and James married and lived happily ever after.
The End!