Greg heffley was going to the book store and came across some diaries that looked quite delish. He went to Rowley Jefferson and asked if Hshe could buy this delish diarish. Rowley Jefferson was actually very interested in Greg heffley, so she said, "I'll make a deal with you. Your dick for this diary." Greg heffley was overjoyed at the idea of getting this delish diary for just a little bow chicka chicka. So the jefferson grabbed Greg heffley and ZOO WEE MAMA!.
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