Hisoka was sitting in a chair in the meeting room of the Judgment Bureau; he was waiting for everyone else to arrive for their meeting that morning.

"Ah, good morning Kurosaki." Tatsumi said warmly as he walked into the room.

"Mr. Tatsumi." Hisoka acknowledged him, but he had a puzzled expression on his face.

"What's wrong Kurosaki? Are you not feeling well?"

"No, I'm fine. I was just wondering…"

"Hmm?"

"What are the meal plans for Christmas day? I want to be able to help out, if it's possible."

"Oh yes, that. We're going to have everyone vote for a plate, and those are the plates that they will bring in."

Hisoka sighed, "I know what Tsuzuki's going for."

"Sweets as usual."

"Well at least he won't steal all of our food, right?"

"That's correct Kurosaki, as long as he has his sweets, he'll stay clear of our food."

Hisoka sighed again with relief, "That's good."

"So what would you like Kurosaki?" Tatsumi smiled.

Hisoka thought for a moment, "I think I'd like to have some…"

Just then, Tsuzuki came crashing through the door, yelling, "Why? Why? WHY?!"

Tatsumi looked annoyed, "Why what, Tsuzuki?"

Tsuzuki whined, "The boss said that I have to choose my meal from this list!" He abruptly shoved the paper in Tatsumi's face.

Tatsumi read what the paper said, "Tsuzuki-san, you are to choose from this list for your Christmas meal plate. No exceptions! 1. Turkey and dine with Hakushaku 2. Mashed potatoes and dine with Hakushaku 3. Cake and dine with Hakushaku 4. Stuffing and dine with Hakushaku 5. Green bean casserole and dine with Hakushaku 6. Fruit salad and dine with Hakushaku 7. Pumpkin pie and dine with Hakushaku. 8. Apple pie and dine with Hakushaku 9. Mixed Vegetables and dine with Hakushaku 10. Tsuzuki, no matter what you choose, you will be dining with Hakushaku." Tatsumi looked up at Tsuzuki, "Well I guess the boss wants a change in things."

Tsuzuki was pissed, "NO! Hakushaku made that and told the boss to give it o me!"

"Well I guess…"

"DON'T GUESS! Just fix it! FIX IT! Put it right! I don't want to starve and I don't want to dine with Hakushaku! I hate his guts! Whenever I'm eating around him, he's always hovering over me and saying nasty things! And plus, he always tries to put his hand down my…" SLAP!

"Stupid idiot! Shut up you bastard!" Hisoka had slapped Tsuzuki, and now on his face was a sticker on his mouth that read, Do Not Open Until X-Mas!

Tatsumi fell to the floor (wow), was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.